All I want for Christmas this year

[TheGerman]

Since the wife is going to visit family, and my house is basically the 'get away and hide from your family' location for everyone I know to come and drink, eat and then shoot stuff....I have a relatively small list this year.

I know you have all been wondering what to get me, so here goes:


- 1.75 Liter Military Special bourbon to put in a crystal decanter so I can tell everyone how awesome, rare and expensive it is and see if they some actually agree even though its literally the worst liquor on the planet and is overpriced at 9$ for almost 2 liters

- A legit pimp cup for Cognac. Bonus points for figuring out how to get both Louis Vouitton and KAC on it

- A 240G barrel for 1400RPM fun that I'll probably make a YouTube video about and like shoot someones house or a cruise ship or something

- A box of DrumStick ice cream cones


You have like 6 weeks.

 

[NoDopes]

Everything on your list is 8 weeks backordered. Maybe next year.

 

[Jigstick]

Looks just like my daughters list

 

[1moaoff]

You sound like a poor

 

[kenny1773]

You get Biden Toilet paper, and you will like it

 

[10ring'r]

I think it might be a hard order to fill. I think I heard about some container ships that are anchored off the beeches of Ca., that the crews are drinking your x-mas order and passing that bottle of bourbon from ship to ship (F'n pirates!), as I type this. Mac

 

[6.5SH]

Full size or mini DrumSticks?

 

[Jscb1b]

Go fucking trick or treating you poore.

 

[JLP83]

Home alone for Christmas? I'd be leaning more towards hookers myself but you do you.

 

[Maxwell]

LM&T MARS-H in 308.

Maxwell

 

[MK20]

What exactly is a "pimp cup"?

 

[jrassy]

I get a half gallon milk carton of WHOPPERS every Christmas, it’s a tradition, so I get the drumsticks request.

 

[Waorani]

Having worked at an ice cream plant, I can tell you from experience that you can't make a meal off the just chilled chocolate/peanut tops from a bunch of drumsticks.

 

[Supersubes]

The supply chain says no.

 

[missed]

You get Biden Toilet paper, and you will like it


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It doesn't clean up and results in skin irritation.

 

[Familydude]

What exactly is a "pimp cup"?

Customize to your liking.

 

[Thorny]

To go with your sticks.

 

[MarshallDodge]

 

[TheGerman]

Full size or mini DrumSticks?

Full size obviously.

Why do the minis even exist?

 

[TheGerman]

Home alone for Christmas? I'd be leaning more towards hookers myself but you do you.

Well, my wife and I were just talking about me being alone and came to the conclusion that I'd probably end up doing something like making a Tinder profile for women to come over and put my wife's Peleton together for me.

 

[TheGerman]

Customize to your liking.

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Meh.

Need something way more refined and with some KAC

 

[TheGerman]

Go fucking trick or treating you poore.

I think we found out who fell into my moat on Halloween.

 

[Maser]

I still haven't gotten my pony I always ask for.

 

[tnichols]

Every fricken year I ask for a case of flash bangs. Nuffin’

 

[Holliday]

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My lights are up you commie bastard.

 

[acudaowner]

F-open Rifle Stock №24

Padauk, Maple, Lacewood, Wenge

dimars.com.ua

and the ability to buy a mountain of primers I just wanna feel like scruge mc duck in his money vault riding a wave of primers all for me .I'll worry about powder next Christmas . Christmas , Christmas , Christmas , Christmas , Christmas ......

 

[salks]

Sounds like a party this Christmas. What was that address again?

 

[Jgunner]

F-open Rifle Stock №24

Padauk, Maple, Lacewood, Wenge

dimars.com.ua

and the ability to buy a mountain of primers I just wanna feel like scruge mc duck in his money vault riding a wave of primers all for me .I'll worry about powder next Christmas . Christmas , Christmas , Christmas , Christmas , Christmas ......

You can. Just a .20 each!

 

[Maser]

Sounds like a party this Christmas. What was that address again?

5225 Figueroa Mountain Rd
Los Olivos, CA 93463

 

[TheGerman]

Every fricken year I ask for a case of flash bangs. Nuffin’

Literally just tried a tuned-up training flash bang in my yard today. Holy shit did I underestimate how loud it would be even outdoors.

 

[TheGerman]

I still haven't gotten my pony I always ask for.

GI Joe aircraft carrier.

Worst part is, I found out years later that my grandparents, after listening to me go on and on about it for 3 years, sent my mom the money to get it for me for Christmas one year. Mom goes to get it at the store, and the thing that fucks me out of it - the marketing retards thought putting OVER 7 FEET LONG really fucking big on the outside of the box was a great idea.

Mom saw that and was like fuck that.

 

[Doc68]

No more seizures and also a full auto sear for my MP5.....

Doc

 

[Jigstick]

All I want for Xmas is for Choid to get banned

 

[roostercogburn98]

Full size obviously.

Why do the minis even exist?

Original or the mixed bag ones like caramel filled. Your answer will tell so many things about you

 

[Steel head]

A small at home coffee roaster.
A nice coffee grinder.
A box of #2 padron 1926 maduros.
A new long action Nuke or Archimedes.
A 6BR reamer and dies.

 

[J.J.chago]

Get yourself some edibles, a bag of Funyuns, and watch tropic thunder or step brothers

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

What exactly is a "pimp cup"?

Looks like this

 

[MtnCreek]

If I show up with a $9 bottle of whiskey do I get to stay and shoot stuff?

 

[hollowoutadime]

Here's some 240B and 240B COAX bbls.

WTS: M240 COAX Barrels

Have some very Nice FN M240 COAX barrels. $700 Each Plus Shipping Aaron - Mohnton, Pa [email protected]

www.sturmgewehr.com

 

[dfwglockguy]

TheGerman,
I know you like soft tacos, do you want beef or chicken?

 

[missed]

TheGerman,
I know you like soft tacos, do you want beef or chicken?

Damn you beat me to it!

 

[Steel head]

TheGerman,
I know you like soft tacos, do you want beef or chicken?

He wants sesos

 

[oneshot86]

GI Joe aircraft carrier.

Worst part is, I found out years later that my grandparents, after listening to me go on and on about it for 3 years, sent my mom the money to get it for me for Christmas one year. Mom goes to get it at the store, and the thing that fucks me out of it - the marketing retards thought putting OVER 7 FEET LONG really fucking big on the outside of the box was a great idea.

Mom saw that and was like fuck that.

Them fuckers.
You tracked them down it the silence of the night, I hope.

 

[oneshot86]

Since the wife is going to visit family, and my house is basically the 'get away and hide from your family' location for everyone I know to come and drink, eat and then shoot stuff....I have a relatively small list this year.

I know you have all been wondering what to get me, so here goes:


- 1.75 Liter Military Special bourbon to put in a crystal decanter so I can tell everyone how awesome, rare and expensive it is and see if they some actually agree even though its literally the worst liquor on the planet and is overpriced at 9$ for almost 2 liters

- A legit pimp cup for Cognac. Bonus points for figuring out how to get both Louis Vouitton and KAC on it

- A 240G barrel for 1400RPM fun that I'll probably make a YouTube video about and like shoot someones house or a cruise ship or something

- A box of DrumStick ice cream cones


You have like 6 weeks.

The ice cream cones...
That's going to be a tough one

 

[Familydude]

GI Joe aircraft carrier.

Worst part is, I found out years later that my grandparents, after listening to me go on and on about it for 3 years, sent my mom the money to get it for me for Christmas one year. Mom goes to get it at the store, and the thing that fucks me out of it - the marketing retards thought putting OVER 7 FEET LONG really fucking big on the outside of the box was a great idea.

Mom saw that and was like fuck that.

Your mom was a smart lady. I can’t imagine how much worse my boys’ rooms would’ve been after adding that to what always looked like an explosion at a Hasbro factory...with LEGOs being used to snuff the flames.

 

[Seed tick]

AI Artic

 

[Shooter McGavin]

- 1.75 Liter Military Special bourbon to put in a crystal decanter so I can tell everyone how awesome, rare and expensive it is and see if they some actually agree even though its literally the worst liquor on the planet and is overpriced at 9$ for almost 2 liters

It seems to me that people wouldn't have a fucking clue. A close racing buddy was drinking some Pappy Van Winkle at the track. He shared it with just a couple of us. However, some people learn of this and wanted to try it. He expected this and told them he would pour them some. He went into his trailer and poured Jack Daniels into SOLO cup and gave it to them. They all loved it.

 

[_Windrider_]

Best I can do is big purple dildo

 

[TheGerman]

I'm not asking for too much...

All I need is my dream handgun HK P7M13, my dream scope NF ATACR 7-35x56 FFP Mil, and my dream rifle AI AX rifle in 6.5cm... This is not too much Santa, do your abracadabra

Come visit me and we can fix all these problems short of not being retarded and using an MRAD instead of the AI.

 

[TheGerman]

Here's some 240B and 240B COAX bbls.

WTS: M240 COAX Barrels

Have some very Nice FN M240 COAX barrels. $700 Each Plus Shipping Aaron - Mohnton, Pa [email protected]

www.sturmgewehr.com

Thats a Bravo, I have those.

I need the Gulf because it will allow you to cycle somewhere around 1400RPM.