Knowledge, I will give you nothing and take from you everything
Killing, Teabagging, and Vagina Punishing
I, decider, having been granted an account on Snipershide, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend Snipershide against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to Snipershide; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservations or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the forum upon which I am about to enter; So help me God.