Although it's not a hobby, I seem to be really good at stepping on my crank. If only I could get paid for it!!
For those of you who don't personally know me:
Sarcasm
From Wikipedia
Sarcasm is “a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt.”[1] Though irony is usually the immediate context,[2] most authorities sharply distinguish sarcasm from irony;[3]