Monkey Medic 83
there's a history there, somewhere.
Surfing
Surfing
- Location
- Nightmareland, NV
Signature
Procedures for surviving deadly contact:
1. Shoot until your target(s) is(are) motionless.
2. If out of ammo and target is moving, turn caveman and use your weapon as a club.
3. If club breaks, use foot.
4. If foot breaks, use fists.
5. If hands break, gouge eyes with fingers.
6. If fingers break, then you better not be a vegetarian and bite the bastards face off.
Moral of the procedures, don't miss and don't lose.
1. Shoot until your target(s) is(are) motionless.
2. If out of ammo and target is moving, turn caveman and use your weapon as a club.
3. If club breaks, use foot.
4. If foot breaks, use fists.
5. If hands break, gouge eyes with fingers.
6. If fingers break, then you better not be a vegetarian and bite the bastards face off.
Moral of the procedures, don't miss and don't lose.