Recent content by MrSmith

Damn, Velma gettin' a little svelte these days. Thank you, MrSmith

Now, per this diatribe, it takes "growing up poor" to learn these things. We're doomed. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/20-dead-giveaways-that-reveal-someone-grew-up-poor/ss-BB1hWF4k Thank you, MrSmith

One of my mining partners worked the Tuscon tunnels. Had his round drilled, loaded and ready to shoot. Had called the electricians to shut down the fan. Bad to shoot against a running fan, the air pressure waves mess up the bearings. Sparkys weren't showing up and he was getting pissed. He...

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And all I hear on the news is the Eclipse, nothing butt Eclipse...... https://www.checkiday.com/8a6b3e9073c00241bace9159c1a293e3/dog-farting-awareness-day Thank you, MrSmith

Saves time when they get pulled over. Thank you, MrSmith

Tangle free. Thank you, MrSmith

I like the newer Italian tires. Dago an dago an dago an dago. But when dago dago wop, wop, wop, wop, wop. Thank you, MrSmith

Left, Left, Left, Right, Left! Thank you, MrSmith

Doing 90 miles an hour .......... no change, that's the way we sang it at our place as well. Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat dirty little birdie feet french fried eyeballs baked in a pool of blood and me without my spoon Finally, we are bringing Americans...

Another verse we sang in grade school: Do your balls hang low Can you swing 'em to and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow Can you throw 'em over your shoulder Like an old Spanish soldier Do your balls hang low Thank you, MrSmith

Hmmm, now I'm wondering if it will even unroll? Age? Well, my reloading manual cost $8.99 at Ace Hardware. Thank you, MrSmith

I still have the poster of Farrah Fawcett in the blue body suit. It's probably 45 years old. Thank you, MrSmith

I think that one's for concrete, urban conflicts. The Dandelion will never see you coming. Thank you, MrSmith