Recent content by tbird1960

They said sharpton was helping to pick next attorney general and as far as I am concerned the only thing sharpton is qualified to pick is COTTON.

82%Dixie and the rest Cherokee!

Yeah well wait till you get to be 72 that will look pretty good!

Where I live my property backs up to a wildlife refuge and at one time I had five dachshunds. Two of them came up missing and by the time I figured out what was happening I lost two more. The coyote's are very smart and will lure your dog out until the pack can attack them. Never think that...

That's called saggin, or spell it backwards and see what it really is.

The honeymoon! A young newlywed couple arrived at the remote lakeside bed and breakfast for their honeymoon. The owner kindly checked them in on the first day and they seemed like a nice couple. Shortly after check-in, the new husband headed down to the dock to do some fishing. He fished until...

This just in: Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black" (the non-racist version of "Snow White") has been put on hold. All of the 7 dwarfs : Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Car Jack, Drive By, Pimp and MoFo, have refused to sing "Hi Hoe". They also say they have no intention of "Going off to work”.

A buddy of mine found out what a bad gunsmith was when he fired his new gun and it blew the clip bottom out and the escaping burned his face and eyes. The barrel had a little more than 1/8" gap between the bolt and barrel. The first few rounds he fired came out with a belt and he did not notice...

Camel toe group.

I was at a local gunshow and this fellow was walking around with a cut stock 303 British rifle with a weaver scope on it and the sign sticking in the barrel said WW11 Sniper rifle. Gave everybody a good laugh.

Has anyone used one of these scopes yet? Would like to hear some opinions on how good or bad it is.

Now that is what I call a REAL CAMEL TOE!

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagon???? Two in the front, three in the back and fifteen in the ash tray.

I think they took that skit from the movie USED CARS which is a classic.

I never tried rifle golf, but a while back I was pulling targets for the State match in Texas and we were in the pits at 600 yards. This fellow in the pits on the target next to me was throwing this orange up in front of the target while the match was going on. This had been going on for quite...