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When did Turkey season in the suburbs open up?

When I was in grad school, we lived across the street from the Yale Bowl- the stadium where Yale plays football. It is not the asphalt jungle that most stadiums are, being fairly wooded (at least it was 20ish years ago). Anyway, there was a community soccer field on the far side of the street (closest to the Bowl). Every morning in the spring, 4 huge wild turkey gobblers would assemble, strut, and make a ruckus. I can't accurately relate how much I wanted to put an arrow in to one or more of them (not out of anger, but because I really like smoked wild turkey). But, the 4 of them standing in a near perfect line- all puffed up and strutting- sure was a pretty sight.

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Looks like one of Obama’s sons plying his only learned trade; or are they genetically pre disposed to live where ever they are like it’s the uncivilized jungle. I’m for taking such violent offenders and dropping them off in deep dark Africa since that’s how they want to live. From my experience, statistically, they are not able to learn another way. It would solve several problems. Prison over crowding, street and gang crime, fewer kids growing up with no fathers as the “fathers” would be busy trying to survive in Africa instead of procreating here, lower welfare and section 8 costs, ……. I could go on and on and on…

Of course, the Democrats wound loose a few voters and you could walk around Chicago without fear of being mugged or shot in broad day light…. couldn’t have that could we.
 
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Did anyone notice how many times that asshole had to try to make his gun work?

Why can't I run into a guy like that? I gotta see if my 1.2 sec concealment draw (yeah I'm slow) is fast enough.

Yes. Also note every time the trigger is pulled numnutz flinch jerks the weapon down at the guys legs.

Explains why out of 60 shot in Chicago last weekend only 3 died.
 
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Did anyone notice how many times that asshole had to try to make his gun work?

Why can't I run into a guy like that? I gotta see if my 1.2 sec concealment draw (yeah I'm slow) is fast enough.
It's like every bad dream I have when I try and shoot something/someone. Every dream, my gun never fires and it's an endless endeavor of racking the slide to get it to fire. Not sure what that means in a dream, but it's exactly like this.
 
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It's like every bad dream I have when I try and shoot something/someone. Every dream, my gun never fires and it's an endless endeavor of racking the slide to get it to fire. Not sure what that means in a dream, but it's exactly like this.

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