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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $30 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

IRS AGENT: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?"
 
I think this may be @TheGerman during his younger days???



Sirhr


Amazing to think Mengele may have been watching that in his Argentine lair and WWII vets were men in their early 50s.

Real Nazis and real bonafide "Antifa" with notches on their guns walked the planet in their prime.

Ridicule took away the power of the symbols, same in Blazing Saddles for racism.

They were adults with perspective.

By comparison we are ignorant children throwing tantrums these days.
 
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Well, shit. Now who will make the tea and sammiches?

In 1912, a year before the pavilion was destroyed by arson, the titanic sank with men giving up their seats on the life boats for women and children. Here is the breakdown of who was saved and who was not saved.

So the next time that there's another "Titanic" disaster, everyone lines up for the lifeboats according to age with the youngest first.

That means people like, Nancy Mussolini, Diane Frankenstein, Hellonearth Clinton and Maxipad Waters go to the back of the line.

People like Nick Sandmann, Kyle Rittenhouse, Matt Walsh, James O'keefe and Charlie Kirk will be found ahead of the aforementioned hags.

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I don't care who you are, that size of a baby coming out of a female body is unbelievable.

Congrats to the mom and whoever the father is, anyone on the Hide????
All I was thinking was….

“Clean up in aisle 10”
 
It’s painfully apparent how this person votes, and that she is in fact vaccinated many times.
I think this person is genuinely mentally ill. A real Karen would have tried to pose a philosophical argument like his male privilege was oppressing her.
 
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Or picking cotton
Funny True story, past Friday, a black farmer(regular customer, great guy) came in to get some dove shells. It was close to closing, I said you almost waited to late, he said I been working all day and most of the night the past few days, I said what you been doing picking cotton? There was 3 or 4 people in the area and 2 of them snapped their heads around when I said that! He looked at them and said, it ain't gonna pick itself, and left. The look on their face was priceless. He farms several thousand acres and it's cotton and peanut picking time here.
 
Funny True story, past Friday, a black farmer(regular customer, great guy) came in to get some dove shells. It was close to closing, I said you almost waited to late, he said I been working all day and most of the night the past few days, I said what you been doing picking cotton? There was 3 or 4 people in the area and 2 of them snapped their heads around when I said that! He looked at them and said, it ain't gonna pick itself, and left. The look on their face was priceless. He farms several thousand acres and it's cotton and peanut picking time here.
I know all about them cold late nights….
 
I know all about them cold late nights….
Yeah... like when it's -20 in VT and you are 16 and have to chase 16 horses around a pasture putting blankets on them that they don't want to be wearing... and it takes you until after dark before you can do your homework.

Yeah... This is why it's better to get food at the Piggly-Wiggly than to grow it or herd it!

[respect]all you dudes[/respect]

Sirhr