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akmike47

akmike47

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    Some lady was walking her little rat “dog” down the road and two large dogs ran out sniffing, I think the rat dog nipped at the large dogs so they started nipping back and barking, chasing the little dog. Little shit is on a leash so a smart person would yank the leash up picking the dog up or grab it and pick it up, or kick the large dogs....not this lady she just starts doing a “peepee” dance looking jig and screaming bloody murder incoherently spinning in circles. Large dogs never even looked at her they were focused on the little rat.

    Long story short the large dogs stop and run 10-15yds away but are still pacing and barking, her dumbass just stands there she doesn’t try to leave, just stands there like a moron playing with her phone probably posting on Facebook....zero survival instinct. Little rat dog looked alright it was just standing there like nothing happened.
     
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    akmike47 said:
    Some lady was walking her little rat “dog” down the road and two large dogs ran out sniffing, I think the rat dog nipped at the large dogs so they started nipping back and barking, chasing the little dog. Little shit is on a leash so a smart person would yank the leash up picking the dog up or grab it and pick it up, or kick the large dogs....not this lady she just starts doing a “peepee” dance looking jig and screaming bloody murder incoherently spinning in circles. Large dogs never even looked at her they were focused on the little rat.

    Long story short the large dogs stop and run 10-15yds away but are still pacing and barking, her dumbass just stands there she doesn’t try to leave, just stands there like a moron playing with her phone probably posting on Facebook....zero survival instinct. Little rat dog looked alright it was just standing there like nothing happened.
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    And you didn't video that shit???
     
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    This really doesn’t do it justice I wish I had video, but it was too far to set off my cameras. I was leaving and just stood in the driveway captivated by the scene before me.
     
    Im2bent said:
    Did you at least point and laugh?
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    Yes actually, I said to my girl “look at that stupid lady”. I started to be nice and drive over there, but the two large dogs stopped. I left that part out because it didn’t matter, but when she just stood there like a moron I just kept driving on by.
     
    Sometimes you just have to wonder where the person is who is telling the people "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out... 24-7-365.
     
    akmike47 said:
    Some lady was walking her little rat “dog” down the road and two large dogs ran out sniffing, I think the rat dog nipped at the large dogs so they started nipping back and barking, chasing the little dog. Little shit is on a leash so a smart person would yank the leash up picking the dog up or grab it and pick it up, or kick the large dogs....not this lady she just starts doing a “peepee” dance looking jig and screaming bloody murder incoherently spinning in circles. Large dogs never even looked at her they were focused on the little rat.

    Long story short the large dogs stop and run 10-15yds away but are still pacing and barking, her dumbass just stands there she doesn’t try to leave, just stands there like a moron playing with her phone probably posting on Facebook....zero survival instinct. Little rat dog looked alright it was just standing there like nothing happened.
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    This is the same dumb bitch that will be on tv screaming that her and her little rat dog were attacked and raped by a rabid squirrel
     
    I was bike riding the other day on my normal route. Some older dog which looked to be a mix of an Irish Setter and something was doing its thing. Along come two women, one with a Weimeriener and the other with a Great Dane. Those dogs were going nuts. The Setter-like dog was almost totally chill (I was shocked how well behaved it was) or was after the main event. The women could barely hold the dogs.

    The Weimereiner, another of whom I had the unfortunate experience of meeting with my boy when it got out and chased us down, seemed to be quite pissed. I never figurered Weimies were mean, but the experiences I've had walking my late Labrador they are not the most friendly and are territorial. The Great Dane, litterally was dragging the woman on the sidewalk like a cartoon. Of course, she had on flip flops. Not once did they take the end of the leash and pop the ass of their dogs to break them out of that. They just held on, thinking THAT is the way to prevent this behavior. Yes, they (the women...lol) looked like libtards.
     
    akmike47 said:
    Some lady was walking her little rat “dog” down the road and two large dogs ran out sniffing, I think the rat dog nipped at the large dogs so they started nipping back and barking, chasing the little dog. Little shit is on a leash so a smart person would yank the leash up picking the dog up or grab it and pick it up, or kick the large dogs....not this lady she just starts doing a “peepee” dance looking jig and screaming bloody murder incoherently spinning in circles. Large dogs never even looked at her they were focused on the little rat.

    Long story short the large dogs stop and run 10-15yds away but are still pacing and barking, her dumbass just stands there she doesn’t try to leave, just stands there like a moron playing with her phone probably posting on Facebook....zero survival instinct. Little rat dog looked alright it was just standing there like nothing happened.
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    I see you met @Haney
     
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    Did the big dogs go into the road or off their property?
    Edit: If so you should be a good neighbor and shoot them for her.
     
    Freeze, flight or fight.
    I came across a similar situation but the woman picked up her rat to protect it. The other dog jumped up to get the rat and latched onto the woman. It was hanging off her side when I put a boot to it. He came back to get the rat and I booted him again. She finally got into my truck and the dog just stopped. I called the rescue squad and the local police. She bled all over the passenger seat of my truck.
    She would have been better off to let her little dog get eaten. That's easy to say in hindsight.
     
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    In my experience, folks with little yippy dogs are just as bad as their dogs when it comes to being stupid.

    Me walking 300 pounds of athletic hunting dogs with high prey drive on leashes on one side of the road.
    Full grown woman walking all of 5 pounds of dog on a leash on the other side of the road.
    Little yipping dog sees huge dogs across the road and starts freaking out and growling and snarling and saying I'm going to get you.
    Apparently little 5 pound dog pulls so hard the full grow woman can't hold on to the leash ????

    Dog runs across the street and does it's best to attack my dogs and me.
    My dogs are now a wall of teeth of doom trying to rip little dog apart and I'm (literally) busting a gut and throwing out my back keeping them in place.

    Stupid owner is like on the other side of the road quietly asking their dog to come back.

    Meanwhile little stupid dog is doing their best to go head first into mouths that are bigger than their entire body almost.

    Eventually little dog gets a good enough snap on them that they scamper back and the stupid owner somehow thinks this is all my fault.

    After like the 3rd time or so this happens I'm like you know... my dogs are on a leash, you lost control of your dogs, I should just let nature happen.
    But of course then the Karen would be crying to the police about my vicious dogs attacking their little shit...

    Little dogs usually start the problem because they decide to challenge and try to attack things that think of them as snacks and also the big dogs are often thinking they are protecting their owners as well.
     
    as people are only the 3rd smartest species on planet earth .
     
    W54/XM-388 said:
    In my experience, folks with little yippy dogs are just as bad as their dogs when it comes to being stupid.

    Me walking 300 pounds of athletic hunting dogs with high prey drive on leashes on one side of the road.
    Full grown woman walking all of 5 pounds of dog on a leash on the other side of the road.
    Little yipping dog sees huge dogs across the road and starts freaking out and growling and snarling and saying I'm going to get you.
    Apparently little 5 pound dog pulls so hard the full grow woman can't hold on to the leash ????

    Dog runs across the street and does it's best to attack my dogs and me.
    My dogs are now a wall of teeth of doom trying to rip little dog apart and I'm (literally) busting a gut and throwing out my back keeping them in place.

    Stupid owner is like on the other side of the road quietly asking their dog to come back.

    Meanwhile little stupid dog is doing their best to go head first into mouths that are bigger than their entire body almost.

    Eventually little dog gets a good enough snap on them that they scamper back and the stupid owner somehow thinks this is all my fault.

    After like the 3rd time or so this happens I'm like you know... my dogs are on a leash, you lost control of your dogs, I should just let nature happen.
    But of course then the Karen would be crying to the police about my vicious dogs attacking their little shit...

    Little dogs usually start the problem because they decide to challenge and try to attack things that think of them as snacks and also the big dogs are often thinking they are protecting their owners as well.
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    When I was a kid we had 3 afghan hounds and 1 yorkie. So one of the afghans is eating its food when the yorkie decides thats it's food. Goes up to where the afghan is eating and tries to intimidate the afghan. The afghan struck so fast all you saw was the aftermath. One fang went through the top of the yorkies skull and popped out its left eye from the back. The eyeball was hanging from the nerves or whatever the fuck that shit is on the back of an eyeball. Took it to the vet and he finished removing the eye and sewed the lid shut. Hair grew over the lid and the one eyed yorkie looked like it had been born with one eye. Did not fuck with the afghan again. Small dogs seem to have huge balls maybe its an inferiority complex.
     
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    Stupid people are at epidemic proportions, not much you can do about it. Without a good war or plague they will keep breeding and creating idiots until they all run off a cliff.
     
    thejeep said:
    Did the big dogs go into the road or off their property?
    Edit: If so you should be a good neighbor and shoot them for her.
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    Owner didn’t shut the gate all the way it looked like. Meh, not my dog not my yard not my problem.

    If you(she) can’t attempt to help yourself, I don’t know why it needs to be my issue to deal with all the sudden. Let me just allow myself some potential legal trouble even if I win I’m still broke, fuck that.
     
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    DarnYankeeUSMC said:
    Freeze, flight or fight.
    I came across a similar situation but the woman picked up her rat to protect it. The other dog jumped up to get the rat and latched onto the woman. It was hanging off her side when I put a boot to it. He came back to get the rat and I booted him again. She finally got into my truck and the dog just stopped. I called the rescue squad and the local police. She bled all over the passenger seat of my truck.
    She would have been better off to let her little dog get eaten. That's easy to say in hindsight.
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    Listened to my buddies moms chihuahua get carried off by coyotes, awkward time to be hanging out.
     
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    armorpl8chikn said:
    Oops, I thought this was a thread FOR dumb people......




    (Slowly backs out the door)
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    Welcome friend, we can pair you with @Im2bent.
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    Im2bent said:
    When I was a kid we had 3 afghan hounds and 1 yorkie. So one of the afghans is eating its food when the yorkie decides thats it's food. Goes up to where the afghan is eating and tries to intimidate the afghan. The afghan struck so fast all you saw was the aftermath. One fang went through the top of the yorkies skull and popped out its left eye from the back. The eyeball was hanging from the nerves or whatever the fuck that shit is on the back of an eyeball. Took it to the vet and he finished removing the eye and sewed the lid shut. Hair grew over the lid and the one eyed yorkie looked like it had been born with one eye. Did not fuck with the afghan again. Small dogs seem to have huge balls maybe its an inferiority complex.
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    My wife's Yorkie did the same thing to my 150 lbs Akita. (Never ever ever ever will have a yapping little turd like a Yorkie again). The Akita is the younger and grew up with the Yorkie so he's used to the Yorkie trying to boss him around. The Akita always just sort of slapped him and laughed and thought it was a game. Then one day when my wife was feeding them (mistake #1), the Yorkie tries that crap while the Akita was eating and barely escaped with his life under the chair. He got hurt bad but lucky for him it was very close and he got under the chair instantly. I don't know why little dogs do that but they all do it. He doesn't do it anymore though. That ended that after probably 5 or 6 years of it.
     
    akmike47 said:
    Owner didn’t shut the gate all the way it looked like. Meh, not my dog not my yard not my problem.

    If you(she) can’t attempt to help yourself, I don’t know why it needs to be my issue to deal with all the sudden. Let me just allow myself some potential legal trouble even if I win I’m still broke, fuck that.
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    Oh I thought they were yours
     
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    I live in pretty close proximity to Mike, and happened to be working in the same neighborhood at the time. What actually happened was Mike was the one walking the rat dog and doing a screaming pussy dance, and he’s blaming it on the neighbor lady to appear macho while telling his story.



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    TicTacTex said:
    I live in pretty close proximity to Mike, and happened to be working in the same neighborhood at the time. What actually happened was Mike was the one walking the rat dog and doing a screaming pussy dance, and he’s blaming it on the neighbor lady to appear macho while telling his story.



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    You fucking wish you were lucky enough to cast your (gays)gaze upon me and princess tinkerbell consuela kardashian
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