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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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YO YO WHISTLINDIESEL BUYS A FRIGGIN' TANK!!!

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Yo I swear, if we were living in England at the beginning of the Hundred Years War, WhistlinDiesel would be the King's personal Siege Master. Every single trebuchet, mangonel, and scaling tower would be either built by him personally, or must carry his seal of approval...
 
Btdt except my blue and gold and my shorts were torn off me. I was duck taped spread eagle to an old couch. My legs were 100% wrapped in tape, all the hair was plucked from my armpits. I was spray painted “down there”. And the boys weren’t shy, I literally got barber pole stripes. Got my ass beat pretty good along the way. At the end, I was carried to the end of the pier, my hands taped behind my back and my feet taped together. Five or six guys pissed all over me, and then they picked me up and threw me off the end of the pier, still tied up. Fuckers weren’t even concerned enough to have someone watch to make sure I made it in. They all just went back in and went to lunch. I can’t say they didn’t owe it to me, as I had participated in many packings. It is humbling when it happens to you. So, don’t feed me your bs about being offended, or how hard you have it or whatever. Just don’t.