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What's the best course of action if upon returning home you find a stranger on your sofa watching your TV and drinking your beer...be it 24 hours or 24 months?
 
What's the best course of action if upon returning home you find a stranger on your sofa watching your TV and drinking your beer...be it 24 hours or 24 months?

Go dig a nice sized hole in your backyard. Then take the shovel in the house and clip the corarid artery with the blade of the shovel. Bury him and then plant a tree on top of him.
 
Jack is always home. He has a serious anger problem. In order for someone to be in my house alive I have to assume that they killed Jack. So they are going to have to be fed to the neighbors hogs.
What's the best course of action if upon returning home you find a stranger on your sofa watching your TV and drinking your beer...be it 24 hours or 24 months?