That may be an improvement this year. I hate traveling around the holidays, and I hate traveling now anyways because its all garbage service stuck with garbage people.
I got roped into a quick holiday trip because of my wife wanting to see her family. They NEVER do anything for the holidays and they were finally planning to this year. My parents have a vacation house in the same area as her parents, so I'm like, yeah, whatever. Worse case, I get sick of you plebs and go back to the vacation house and get drunk until the wife in a Christmas thong and heels wakes me up or whatever.
I briefly mention the trip to my mother like a month ago. Mainly to make sure the registration on the SUV in the garage is up to date and if there is anything they'd need me to do at the house while I'm there.
Next thing I know, they're now going to be there too. Well, ok.
Then my brother and his wife are now going. With their 3 loud ass screaming kids that they somehow feel the need to attend to 24/7 like they're Fabergé eggs and it annoys the fuck out of all of us. Oh but wait.....whats that? They're bringing their neighbor/friends with their 2 loud ass kids that even you two complain about.....and their grandma is coming too?
What. In. The. Actual. Fuck.
All I wanted was for my wife to do her thing, me to get drunk and then go the fuck back home.
Already told everyone I have zero interest in this mass chaos and that anyone not related to me isn't staying at the vacation house regardless if there are extra rooms. Go be poor in your own fucking hotel room. I'm also not playing 'lets do shit the kids want to do all day because we brought our kids even though literally no one wanted them here' games and I'm basically going to Charley's steakhouse with my dad to drink old fashioneds the entire time; this is also why I'm by far the favorite child.
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