Happy Thanksgiving, I’m Thankful for the Bear Pit

D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷ · Nov 24, 2022

Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.

-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again.

if you know, you know.

HeavyAssault · Nov 24, 2022

Austan · Nov 24, 2022

pmclaine · Nov 24, 2022

What if the wife is dry and the turkey is angry?

HeavyAssault · Nov 24, 2022

pmclaine said:
What if the wife is dry and the turkey is angry?

Is this a test question?? As the Brits might say "You fucked the wrong bird."

Atomic_Lobster · Nov 24, 2022

Lube her up and talk nice to the turkey

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Sandhog308 · Nov 24, 2022

D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷ said:
Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.

-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

Gobble Gobble Y’all !

sirhrmechanic · Nov 24, 2022

Salad_shooter · Nov 24, 2022

sirhrmechanic said:
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It's "birthing people". Have a little sensitivity on this day celebrating the white mans invasion on an mostly peaceful indigenous population.

Happy Thanksgiving

Threadcutter308 · Nov 24, 2022

pmclaine said:
What if the wife is dry and the turkey is angry?

You’re in your next door neighbor’s house ?

pmclaine · Nov 24, 2022

MediumSpeed · Nov 24, 2022

Lowlight · Nov 24, 2022

Cheers All,

Happy Thanksgiving!

pmclaine · Nov 24, 2022

When I cut the cheese…..

You don’t get much style

db2000 · Nov 24, 2022

Cheers

pmclaine · Nov 24, 2022

db2000 said:
Cheers
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How did you get Nancy Pelosi’s hand?

db2000 · Nov 24, 2022

pmclaine said:
How did you get Nancy Pelosi’s hand?

Got her with this trap I rigged up. I switched the Penfold’s Grange for cheap vodka obviously.

pmclaine · Nov 24, 2022

@Nik H

Locanico made in Lynn, MA

Maser · Nov 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving from one deplorable to the others!

gonzaga · Nov 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving to all of us poors....

MJF · Nov 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving.

7.62willdo · Nov 24, 2022

Back at you

zeroz · Nov 24, 2022

Suck it PETA

sirhrmechanic · Nov 24, 2022

For all you folks who will be carving up some white meat shortly!

Sirhr

TexPatriot · Nov 24, 2022

Maggot · Nov 24, 2022

D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷ said:
Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.

-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

Fuck you too, dear.

Maggot · Nov 24, 2022

pmclaine said:
What if the wife is dry and the turkey is angry?

Use the baster on the wife and your pecker on the turkey. Might want to let it cool for a moment.

sirhrmechanic · Nov 24, 2022

sirhrmechanic · Nov 24, 2022

If you want to impress your future ex-In-Law's.....

When going to their house for Thanksgiving with their daughter, your fiancee... Taking the turkey neck and zipping it in your fly and waiting for your future MIL to walk in the kitchen door... which she did... is a really fun trick!

This happened. On this day in 1993.

Oh and the future ex thought it was hilarious. Almost as good as the Priest-impersonation, which is a different story entirely.

Sirhr

The D · Nov 24, 2022

It’s normal to eat your body weight in pecan pie & ice cream, right? I guess I don’t really care what you retrads think.

I hope everyone had a great day.

akmike47 · Nov 24, 2022

D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷ said:
Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.

-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

Maser · Nov 25, 2022

Think my wife must have gotten a stuffing recipe from Bill Cosby's cookbook because I just finished a plate of it awhile ago and feeling very tired and I haven't had any alcohol today believe it or not.

Nik H · Nov 25, 2022

pmclaine said:
@Nik H

Locanico made in Lynn, MA

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Stuff is bad for you...I know I worked at Pleasant Beef in Lynn for a couple of summers

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving

pmclaine · Nov 25, 2022

Nik H said:
Stuff is bad for you...I know I worked at Pleasant Beef in Lynn for a couple of summers

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving

Surprised there wasn’t at least one used Hypodermic in the lot…..musta got lucky.

babyguppy · Nov 25, 2022

D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷ said:
Gentleman, @lowlight & 🐿 Mafia

I just wanted to give thanks to you and The Bear Pit.

Im thankful that I can come in here, read some of the most retard shit, write horrible things and have the same done to me……and we just laugh at eachother.

May your wives be angry, the Turkey dry and your kids come home from college woke. I can’t wait to hear all about it.

-Doc

*no I didn’t leave my phone at work again. if you know, you know.

good news....... don't have to use the barrel cooler for as long now in AZ; since the temps are in the 50's!!!!!!!!!!!!

D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷ · Nov 25, 2022

babyguppy said:
good news....... don't have to use the barrel cooler for as long now in AZ; since the temps are in the 50's!!!!!!!!!!!!

Son of a beach, I thought those went away

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