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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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RIP city!
 
Dad was a framing contractor forever- sent “Luke” all over town looking for shit that didn’t exist. When cell phones first got popular, he’d call ahead to the lumber yards and everyone would play along, then call ahead and send him across town to look for (board stretchers, nail sharpeners for the nail guns, roofing shingasos, etc….) and the best was when he got sent in to the cute pharmacist for a tube of Pap smear for chapped lips. Could write volumes on that stuff….
Sends employee all over town in company truck to look for stuff that doesn't exist- as a practical joke. In the meantime, said employee is using up company fuel to spend his day not working- while getting paid. Who really got the last laugh?
 
Sends employee all over town in company truck to look for stuff that doesn't exist- as a practical joke. In the meantime, said employee is using up company fuel to spend his day not working- while getting paid. Who really got the last laugh?
We’ve been laughing for 30 years about that stuff…. You tell me.
 
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These must be the FOOLS that have been taking pot shots at the electrical substations...


if you look around 59 seconds; after one cylinder was hit with the 50 cal, you only see flames coming from one side.
You would think the 50cal would go through both sides of the cylinder. hmm
 
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Sorry peasants not available at Mickey D’s

Actually preferred Westphalian ham which was very similar, but became unobtainable in recent years, so I have had to substitute with prosciutto.
Can do without the shrimp myself, but wrapped around a nice honeydew or some whole mozzarella so yummy.

Has anybody had any decent results with wild boar? I understand sow back-straps are decent, but what about smoked?
 
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I must admit that as I have gotten older, I do love the heated seats.
I thought they were for pussies until I bought a truck that they were included in. I don't leave them on for very long but they take the edge off while you're waiting for the heater to catch up. Heated steering wheel is pretty nice too.
 
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I agree with killing pedos... Can we also agree that we shouldn't take advice from a guy named "Stew Peters"? I'm not willing to eat them, thank you.
Probably just not hungry enough…

I hear they are better fried anyway…


Sirhr
 
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Sending the Chinese national, who spoke very broken English, with a very pronounced Chinese accent to the tool crib for a rotor stretcher.
Next, it was sending him back to the tool crib for a siphon hose for propane.
Buddy of mine had to “mind” a bunch of Korean engineers who were at his plant for training.

So, he taught them that the proper way to greet an American on the phone when answering was to say “Bro me.”

Sent dozens back to Korea that way.

Sirhr
 
I must admit that as I have gotten older, I do love the heated seats.
I own only one car that had heated and cooled seats, (Front and rear), and heated steering wheel. I never use any of them unless my back is aching.
All of my cars have remote start.
I do have one car that has electronic differential on an the old (wolf in sheep's clothing) Mercedes.

All are gamechangers.


My daily driver is a Solara with fabric trim and I have no idea if it has heated seats. I doubt it has anything but aftermarket remote start. (heated seats were an option) but I have no idea if it's equipped.
**1985 fabric seats have no signs of wear as it is not that fuzzy crap and it wears like iron and and is never hot or cold.
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Leather in my other cars is always one or the other and the bolsters show wear. Fold down bolsters would be nice not only for entering and exiting, but for "date" nights.
 

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