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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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That would be one dead motherfucking cat. Actually, two.
I just realized that you have to watch the video on instagram to see the "wide" version, at least for me. The wide version shows the cat attacking him while he's in the far corner of the room.

Must have been the pajamas that set the cat off. May have perceived the pattern on the pajamas as eyes. Who knows. Psycho cat...

Psycho Cat - Cat Attack
 
I just realized that you have to watch the video on instagram to see the "wide" version, at least for me. The wide version shows the cat attacking him while he's in the far corner of the room.

Must have been the pajamas that set the cat off. May have perceived the pattern on the pajamas as eyes. Who knows. Psycho cat...

Psycho Cat - Cat Attack

He was cleaning their litterbox... some cats can be really defensive of their boxes! It's a wierd cat thing.

Mine sit in a row and say "About damn time... You should be doing this twice a day... Now feed me, worthless human."

Sirhr
 
He was cleaning their litterbox... some cats can be really defensive of their boxes! It's a wierd cat thing.

Mine sit in a row and say "About damn time... You should be doing this twice a day... Now feed me, worthless human."

Sirhr
Every cat thing is a weird cat thing. Cats are weird assholes. I have two of these fucking things so I’m not just talking shit
 
Every cat is a psycho cat. The devil’s spawn come to fuck with you for 15 years.
I had one cat when I was a kid. That little bitch slept in the dryer one too many times. 😆
We had cats on the farm growing up, they never came in the house. Used to shoot sparrows with my BB gun and toss them to the cats for a treat.

Haven't had a cat since, lucky for me my wife is really allergic to them...so as much as she would like to have one, we can't.

We're dog people, have six of the mongrels...all in the house. They can be a pain in the ass too, but only a fool would try to come in, when they won't let friends in the house that they know.
 
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Winston the Cat (15#) and my son (50#). Same age.
Winston is a bastard. The most bastardly cat I have EVER met. Per our vet, well in the top 5 most horrible cats she's ever had to examine.
Will maul you. Has Mauled the Missus (her cat initially). Repeatedly.

He will not lift a paw to any child. Sleeps behind his door to protect against intruders. Plays fetch and tag with kids. Has been poked and prodded and bathed and harassed more than any cat I've ever seen and when it's a kid... there is no limit to his tolerance.
 
Terry Sawchuk = "best goalie ever" = Played many games before helmets and goalie masks were commonly used in NHL...
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I can vouch for that. Played from the age of five through college at a time before face protection was required. Lost count of the number of stitches in my face as well as multiple broken noses and other bones. Terry Sawchuck was a great goalie and remember watching him play near the end of his career.
 
There are two separate but similar threads for a reason, and also very clearly marked. If it’s borderline, put it in the other thread. Please don’t be a douche
Sorry guess I was a little surprised that @Lawless posts a bunch of anti Semitic bigoted shit on here then gets offended by a PG-13 (non nudity) dirty joke.
You people are funny
 
Fuck, that’s a crazy story. But my curiosity is piqued. Since I’m not a welder, what is Arc-All supposed to be?
No such animal. Just a catchy phrase to get the unknowing/inexperienced newbie (that would be me) to walk 600yds. in 100 degree heat on a bullshit goose chase and get a laugh from everyone...........oops! Like I said, Karmal, baby!
 
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