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After Priest Exorcises All Demons From Her Home, Pelosi Becomes A Republican
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — According to sources, Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recently recruited several Catholic priests to exorcise her home of evil spirits, and as a result, has joined the Republican party.
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I'mma tellya, da Bee must be butter cause they are on a roll.
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Hillary Clinton Boasts Of Having No Classified Documents From Her Time As President
CHAPPAQUA, NY — After revelations that former Presidents and Vice Presidents Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and even Mike Pence had violated federal law by keeping classified documents in their homes, Hillary Clinton took the opportunity to brag that she had kept no classified documents from her time...
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So an elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
People don't do that anymore? Arrr
Not many know how to read a paper map and measure the mileage for themselves. With possible stops and expected detours for personal interests.
Can we just refer to them as 2Lt?
Back in the mid 60's, when we were moving to another state, I'd sit up front with dad and be the navigator. Got very familiar with the gigantic Rand McNally.
@nockhunter ! Where ya been? Long time no see!
No hits on TinEye, wish it was higher res to get a better view of what's on the shelf. I'm guessing pre-prohibition.
hard to tell but looks like the Four Roses bottles are actually on the section left of the brand clock. I have a empty pint bottle from the era, the label is pretty distinctive.
Historic Photographs
·A peek inside “Andy’s Bar & Liquor Store” in Homestead, Miami-Dade County, Florida in 1939
I'm stateside, you're welcome.
They/Them: What is your level of douche-baggery?
Me:
They/Them: What is your level of douche-baggery?
Me:
These are the answer amd cause to my problems in life.
Every bad decision...
