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What's the most horrifying two-animal hybrid you can think of?

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Any two in the animal kingdom. Sizes can be adjusted within reason, i.e. a blue-whale/piranha hybrid is ok. Zeppelin-size bald face hornets, though disturbing, are probably pushing it. An alligator size house centipede is good to go, even with Joy Behar's head. Rabbit-scorpions, fine. Black-widow vampire bats? No problemo.

So then, two picks, any two critters, mashed up in the most terrifying nightmare-inducing, abominable combinations, whatcha got?
 
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fungus eating the mind of it's host all while keeping that host alive almost as scarry as my doctor she is drop dead pretty but I am a almost drop dead unhealthy and while I am totally positive she is trying to help push me over the edge of a cliff and kill me she likes to rub her patients shoulders to help them feel more comfortable Which makes trying to kill them well ok . So while the fungus is scary she or should I say all my doctors are just that much more frighting for almost the same reasons .
 
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An Australian Drop Bear. The most aggressive Koala hybrid to ever roam this earth.
 
Just a straight up hippo dude. But I'm gonna go with hippo mixed with orca. It's called a hiporca. If something attacks from the sky. You swim under water. If you have a land threat, you have the power, strength and size to pretty much do whatever you want.
 
I’m gonna go with an incarcerated Bender and whatever poor fresh meat’s butt he airlocks with so tight that he creates a single organism out of the two of ‘em.
 
A chihuahua-squirrel, a fucking squirhuahua! Speed, agility and just mad at the world, yeah fuck that thing!
 
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Japanese spider crab

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With

Star nosed mole

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In theory: Tasmanian Devil-Wolverine. Referred to as Tasrine.

Actually exists: Rattlesnake-Weasel. Referred to as Politician.
 
Hippo-porcupine,

That or basically any Australian animal, crossed with another Australian animal. Fuk that, I need off this island.
 
Orca and piranha mix would not be good for anything.
 
Wyfox said:
Horse fly/Brown Recluse, I wouldn't fucking go outside
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This one wins.
Maybe junebug/funnel web...it would fly directly into your face, multiple times, while being much more aggressive than the recluse, and more deadly.
 
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This
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That’s the size of this

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Howler Monkey + Camel Spider. Each by themselves equal a bad day.
 
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