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Chinese Balloon

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Now settle down. Anthony Blinken just cancelled his trip to Beijing this weekend in protest. Blinken has broken out the Brass Knuckles and is busy showing them who's the boss........ :rolleyes: :ROFLMAO:
He just has a hot date with a gender fluid puppy to discuss last weekend's Attack on Iran Distraction.

There will be an exchange of bodily fluids and possibly collars.

Sirhr
 
My theory on this bin of shit is that the balloon is floating around up there putting out various virises that were custom built in China just for the people in the USA. These virises will attack the alimentary canal causing projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea but there is hope, thanks to out illustrious leaders.
I think that since the Covid Bat Flu Plandemic didn't didn't bring the desired results but did give the Bad Guys a trial run and they now have some better ideas as how to do things a big conglomeration to include but not limited to Soros, WTO, Biden Family Inc., HunterB Art Inc, Fuckci Inc. DNC, GoreGreen Inc, Clinton Foundation, Pfiser, Moderna et al-- will come to our rescue and under Executive Order by our Beloved President we will all either have to purchase new either end masks produced and warehoused for just such an occasion by the above said conglomeration or they will be distributed to The Free Shit Army at no cost, all others will be charged $20 per set.
These masks will be a universal 1 size fits all system and come in a set of 2 pieces with the top unit consisting of a filter bag that goes over the users mouth to catch the puke but leave the nose area open so the user can breath in the fresh air and virus and a lower unit that is also bag shaped but covers you ass to catch the explosive diarrhea.

Under above said Executive Order every man, woman, child, tranny, and those who just don't know what the fuck they are, WOKE or not, will be required to wear both the face diaper and the ass diaper this time around with no exceptions, other than an elite few, and those not compying with this Executive Order wil be shot on sight in order to protect the rest of the population.
We will see who gives a shit.
Will it come with a rubber fist?
 
I guess the CRT training and gender reassignment surgery training side effects are you become deathly afraid of Chinese Balloons. China is going to kick our asses , I'm glad that I like Chinese Egg Rolls so I can assimilate to the regime change rather quickly .
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So now there are explosions over Billings MT and something crashing down. No big deal.
 
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Why don't we just put the Red Bull guys on it? Their CEO hates commies, too.

That moment when you realize an energy drink has a better space program than NASA...

Sirhr

I was thinking of a old B52 bomber with Biden standing above the bomb bay doors so we could drop him on top of the problem to solve it as fast as possible.
 
Tucker had the first 20 minutes on the balloon.

Very strange.

Any more on the earth shattering kaboom over MT???
 
Hahaahah there is now more then one balloon , we should all be dead tonight. You can't elect asshats to run your Nation but we did, as long as this doesn't effect the teachers from telling your 5 year old to change their gender because that would be a sin
 
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Someone in Montana needs to write a letter to the editor!
 
The sheep allow them to steal but the sheep shouldn't be given up to China....
 
Alright.....because it genuinely sparks my curiosity, and the collection of knowledge on here is beyond impressive, lets wargame this because I want to know.
What aircraft could be used to engage the spy barroon, and what missile system would be able to lock onto it? I would assume all the heat seeking variety are out of the question, but would a radar guided system be able to lock onto it? Last I read the target is at 85k feet elevation. Can it be locked onto, and can it be taken out with a tactical fighter of some type? Or does it have to be engaged with a ground launched AAM that's guided from ground based radar systems? Surely there's some current, or retired pilots on here that can spill the tea without violating OPSEC.

Branden
 
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Alright.....because it genuinely sparks my curiosity, and the collection of knowledge on here is beyond impressive, lets wargame this because I want to know.
What aircraft could be used to engage the spy barroon, and what missile system would be able to lock onto it? I would assume all the heat seeking variety are out of the question, but would a radar guided system be able to lock onto it? Last I read the target is at 85k feet elevation. Can it be locked onto, and can it be taken out with a tactical fighter of some type? Or does it have to be engaged with a ground launched AAM that's guided from ground based radar systems? Surely there's some current, or retired pilots on here that can spill the tea without violating OPSEC.

Branden

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It honestly could be done by hobbyists with weather balloons and drones.

 
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