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What would be youre opening line to an alien (not wetbacks)

What would be youre opening line to an alien (not wetbacks)

  • Get off my lawn.

  • DC is that way.

  • Didn du nuffin, leave me be.

  • Ive got a bridge for sale, or will trade for advanced weapons systems.

  • Tell your females (assuming they have females) beware or @Bigfatcock.

  • Fuck Joe biden


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Kind of short for an alien invader, Doc!

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IDK the Aliens alien doesn't appear it would have a gag reflex...just watch out for those teeth.

If you are looking for intelligent life, wrong solar system. You need to travel about another 20 light years that way.
 
There is no intelligent life here so dont waste your time.
 
I would teach the space alien incorrect and inappropriate words, then sit back and chuckle when it interacted with our leaders.