It took me years to get that image out of my head. Damn you.
'tard.
First thing that came to mind was Uvalde
Go to school in Allen, Texas. Cops do not have a problem shooting mass shooters. Me likee.
Which one of yooz is the old guy...
Bold move calling the guy with the 1911 a pussy....
I always open the car door for my wife. Seeing someone do this while I'm getting in I would have come close to "lighting" him up. Yea, I'm a pussy, but he would come close to meeting Jesus. Regardless, I then would call the police and let him explain his sense of humor.
Black suicide is entertaining to watch... who knew?
What if there were a couple more of us old guys in that parking lot with our pistols, whether they were a 1911 or not? How many old pussies does it take to beat a pranking asshole?
We are about to find out.
Good old Fuck Around And Find Out….
Pouring gasoline on a pickup with plates "L7RANCH" is only going to end up bad for the guy pouring the gasoline. It's further proof that you can't fix stupid.
Dammit!!!!
Don’t worry, three out of four is pretty damn good.
What's red and white and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with razor blades.
What's black and blue and sits in the corner?
Same baby two weeks later.
A baby playing with razor blades.
What's black and blue and sits in the corner?
Same baby two weeks later.
Get some help. That’s a line not crossed. Sick shit.
Just imagine what that tattoo will look like when she's 60 years old.
Laugh a bit.
People are fucked up and you can't change that.
I always thought Nelson Mandela had some cannibal in him…
Sirhr
I used to feel sorry for myself because I had no shoes. Then, I met a man who had no feet.
So, I approached him and asked,
"I don't suppose you have a pair of shoes laying around that you're not using, do you?"
See, you must seize opportunity.
So, I approached him and asked,
"I don't suppose you have a pair of shoes laying around that you're not using, do you?"
See, you must seize opportunity.
Exactly… Carpe opportunity!
True story…
A rookie cop and training officer go to do a death notification for another agency from a one-car fatal traffic crash. They knock on the door. A middle age woman answers. She looks at them in shock, and says “oh my, I was expecting the pizza delivery.”
The deliver the bad news.
As they walk away the rookie says, “we should stick around”.
The training officer askes why.
The rookie says, “they’re not gonna want that pizza”.
For those who have a foot fetish and want to be cured of it, take a gander at the hooves on Maxine! Make sure to zoom in! 
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