Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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“Separate or cause to separate into pieces”
Exactly what it does to gas as it leaves the barrel.
My point here is you aren’t posting anything outside of the pit, and that’s why you’ve been banned before.
So what’s up?
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
Enough of being called out for posting pictures that get called out for looking too young, being tagged with terms that are derogative in a less than humourous way, and recently as a "cartoon fapper", so you all enjoy pushing someone else's buttons.
I hope he gets is phone out of his vagina soon
There is more to motivation than pussy.
We all enjoy a good T&A photo too, just dial it back and try looking for some good motivational photos outside the realm of the female form. Seems like every 6-8 months we get a member posting non-stop T&A like you, and they eventually get perma-banned because they can’t or won’t stop jacking off long enough to read the signs…
Everyone who is telling you to chill is doing you a favor. If you want to stick around and enjoy the forum, it’s good advice.
Moving on; my little dude is finally riding a bicycle by himself, first time was this week;
(I raised the seat up right after this)
Biblical actions every father should do to every sick fuck who violates their child.
Thanks Anb. That pic brings back great memories of teaching each of our kids to ride! (And i expect most dads agree.)
This pic was about 10-20 pages ago
If I remember correctly, the dad was only convicted on a firearms charge!
There are quite a few folks that are overdue on some street justice.
Quoting for posterity
As a stone mason Ill say thats some damn nice work.
Mumblin’ and stumblin’ his way through the golden years
