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1Billion dollar lotto ticket sold at a L.A. Hoodmart

TexPatriot

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Asked what he intends to buy, the ticket owner said 'hookers and blow', the same things he already spends his money on.



Fuckers probably an illegal.
 
Maybe he will go back where he fucking came from. It will be the best billion dollars ever spent.


Who is kidding who, T-Bone will get a call from Chiquita that her part time boyfriend just won the powerball, they will kill him after he cashes the check and takes the $556 mil in cash and stores in it the two back bedrooms of his crib. It's as good as a bank since the SWAT team couldn't get in during the last drug raid. T-Bone and Chiquita will bury Donquae in the back yard and build a bbq pit over his body then buy 230,000 40oz bottles of malt liquor and have a hood party. Every yard ape for 16 blocks will get a new 1964 Impala and a Glock switch and in about four months they will die of a drug overdose. At no point will money be used to educate people or invest in anything other than a "recoding studio".

It will never occur to any of them to catch up the unpaid rent and the landlord will discover the corpse after the eviction is served. This entire sad episode will be the fault of white people.
 
You could give every wet and 13% hood rat all the money in the world. They'd be broke, dead or in jail within 30 days.

Good news...they would still be able to vote and receive subsidies.
 
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