Bender, you ok?

sirhrmechanic · Aug 23, 2023

Hey @Bender just making sure you are ok... what with all the rain and stuff.

Sirhr

MK20 · Aug 23, 2023

He has never been ok. We all knew that.

JR_77 · Aug 23, 2023

sirhrmechanic said:
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Hey @Bender just making sure you are ok... what with all the rain and stuff.

Sirhr

Was that pic taken in Israel?

Snipe260 · Aug 23, 2023

JR_77 said:
Was that pic taken in Israel?

Yep! He was searching for that crate of sheckles!

sirhrmechanic · Aug 23, 2023

JR_77 said:
Was that pic taken in Israel?

The Kidon teams are much neater than that...

Sirhr

JR_77 · Aug 23, 2023

sirhrmechanic said:
The Kidon teams are much neater than that...

Sirhr

Looks like they got’em a goy.

JBoomhauer · Aug 23, 2023

Bender has a hook for a hand? Fuck! Never knew he was a pirate too.

sirhrmechanic · Aug 23, 2023

Dirty D · Aug 23, 2023

C’mon Sirhr, just let the guy have a vacation day at the beach. It’s hard work pretending to be straight all the time.

kcbird · Aug 23, 2023

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sirhrmechanic · Aug 23, 2023

Dirty D said:
C’mon Sirhr, just let the guy have a vacation day at the beach. It’s hard work pretending to be straight all the time.

bobkhan · Aug 23, 2023

Looks like he’s all washed up

sirhrmechanic · Aug 23, 2023

bobkhan said:
Looks like he’s all washed up

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Basher · Aug 23, 2023

MK20 said:
He has never been ok. We all knew that.

FPNI

Bender · Aug 23, 2023

CaptNkllm · Aug 23, 2023

Looks like he was on a Bender!

Jscb1b · Aug 23, 2023

BENDER FUCKS PIGEONS!!!!

Dirty D · Aug 23, 2023

sirhrmechanic said:

“The good book says a robot shall not lie with a human”

Bold of you to assume that he’s fucking humans

Bigfatcock · Aug 23, 2023

Refunds?

Threadcutter308 · Aug 23, 2023

Bender said:
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Sam Rothstein.........

Ronws · Aug 23, 2023

Jscb1b said:
BENDER FUCKS PIGEONS!!!!

Not to rain on your parade but that's not really "news."

ManUtdManiac · Aug 23, 2023

Bender is busy trying on the outfit I bought her for being a goodie good girl….

Bender · Aug 23, 2023

ManUtdManiac said:
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Bender is busy trying on the outfit I bought her for being a goodie good girl….

ManUtdManiac · Aug 23, 2023

Bender said:
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Baby girl, erm go easy on the fudge rounds, yeah?

roostercogburn98 · Aug 24, 2023

JBoomhauer said:
Bender has a hook for a hand? Fuck! Never knew he was a pirate too.

It’s called a perch, not a hook. It’s for the pigeons

JBoomhauer · Aug 24, 2023

roostercogburn98 said:
It’s called a perch, not a hook. It’s for the pigeons

I thought this was a perch.

Maser · Aug 24, 2023

Hamsters will ALWAYS be superior to pigeons!

SBRSarge · Aug 24, 2023

Why in the hell did I even open this thread???????????

Ronws · Aug 24, 2023

"I don't want to be your stool pidgeon...." - Everclear

sirhrmechanic · Aug 24, 2023

SBRSarge said:
Why in the hell did I even open this thread???????????

FBI made you do it?

Sirhr

Dirty D · Aug 25, 2023

Maser said:
Hamsters will ALWAYS be superior to pigeons!

That’s not true, we all know that you can fit a whole pigeon up your ass Maser

JBoomhauer · Aug 25, 2023

Dirty D said:
That’s not true, we all know that you can fit a whole pigeon up your ass Maser

Please no.

JLP83 · Aug 25, 2023

Dirty D said:
That’s not true, we all know that you can fit a whole pigeon up your ass Maser

Stop it. Bender is going to jerk himself to death

Ronws · Aug 25, 2023

JLP83 said:
Stop it. Bender is going to jerk himself to death

You say that like it's a bad thing. Please, explain....

JLP83 · Aug 25, 2023

Ronws said:
You say that like it's a bad thing. Please, explain....

How dare you. Bender is a freak but he’s our freak. The man has a problem or ten that he’s working on. Show some respect

Ronws · Aug 25, 2023

JLP83 said:
How dare you. Bender is a freak but he’s our freak. The man has a problem or ten that he’s working on. Show some respect

Yes sir, no problem.

Maser · Aug 25, 2023

JLP83 said:
How dare you. Bender is a freak but he’s our freak. The man has a problem or ten that he’s working on. Show some respect

I will never forgive him for de-throning me.

Ledzep · Aug 26, 2023

Jscb1b said:
BENDER FUCKS PIGEONS!!!!

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n2ishun · Aug 26, 2023

Why do I have the feeling that sales on those stickers just skyrocketed ?

Why did the Bender cross the road ?
His dick is still stuck in the pigeon.

sirhrmechanic · Aug 26, 2023

Maser said:
I will never forgive him for de-throning me.

At least he didn’t deflower you…

Sirhr

supercorndogs · Aug 26, 2023

Hey now. Bender might be drunk, loud, and ate up with the robot VD....but....wait what were we talking about.

supercorndogs · Aug 26, 2023

Oh yea, and sensitive, dude gets his feeylers hurt real easy. So try to be nice, some "people" are born a little different.

Ronws · Aug 26, 2023

n2ishun said:
Why do I have the feeling that sales on those stickers just skyrocketed ?

Why did the Bender cross the road ?
His dick is still stuck in the pigeon.

You are not wrong.

Ronws · Aug 26, 2023

sirhrmechanic said:
At least he didn’t deflower you…

Sirhr

Perhaps you spoke too soon.

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