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Ben Shapiro vs Destiny

You can't fight Destiny.

Because if you try, you have to fight the rest of the strippers, and the bouncers...
"Hi, I'm Cristal! Like the champagne!"
"Cristal? Now that sounds like a stripper's name. Cristal-like-the-champagne, might you be a stripper?"
"And just what do you know about strippers?"
"Not much, but I know they're often named after liquor."