OMG… proof that the ancient aliens were… Heebies!
There's a LOT of truth to that. I've divested of most of my good gear but fell into the both camp rather than either/or.
Yet, anytime there was a skinned knee or elbow the dumbfuck kid ran straight to the parent or elder in charge of this liquid fire and acted surprised and more scared when they brought it out.
And when they administered it, they made sure to poke and jab the worst place of the road rash with the dreaded glass poker.
Well, stupid is supposed to hurt! Bet folks didn’t try the same stunt again!
Red fire cure should be considered “Darwin Light.”
Sirhr
Meanwhile at the annual Slow Cooker competition, they are making potato and crayon a-la-mode.
Napalm sticks to kids
He looks vaxxed. Getting hit by train would have been a mercy killing.
Also, now I know why I haven’t gotten my new fucking air fryer.
Sirhr
Looks like employer mandated telemetry and facial recognition software checking for face diaper compliance
Definitely double jabbed and boosted
Windex
Notice, right at the end he was trying to find that bag of crack before the cops show up.
He was confused about which one to use. Stop Drop and Roll or Stop Look and Listen.
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Ever try T4L for athletes foot?This is napalm without the flame but with twice the pain.
PVC pipe cleaner for the win. Dab some of that in a cut and you will know that you are alive.
FIFY...
And funny you mention Stop Drop and Roll.
Because as much time as we spent learning this as kids, I honestly thought that catching fire was going to be a much more common occurrence than it has been throughout my life.
I mean... only been on fire a couple of times. And didn't even need the whole drop and roll thing.
Betting most people don't catch fire that often? I mean, outside of Buddhist Monks, Richard Pryor or folks in Dresden.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Chlorinated brake cleaner(the really horrifying stuff that actually works) in a cut or splashed back into an eye get the ol’ adrenaline pumping too
There must be a good reason there are stupid people. I don't know what it is, but given how may there are, they must be a reason
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