Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I stopped at a buc-ee's late one night years ago for diesel. Filled up and pulled out on the highway and was coming up on an 18 wheeler ahead of me. I started smelling diesel and thought I had a massive fuel leak. Then I started seeing rain on the windshield. But it was clear skies. I rolled down a window and touched this substance on my windshield, yep, diesel.
Meanwhile, I'm gaining ground on the big rig ahead of me and it looks foggy behind him. At that point I realized it wasn't me, it was the semi. It was a four lane road through town with a 45 mph speed limit so I got beside him, turned my dome light on and tried to communicate to him that he had a massive fuel leak.
He ignored me and sped up.
I came to a red light at my next turn towards home and as I sat waiting on the light I saw him hit the shoulder about a mile down the road. I guess he figured it out.
She needs a headlight alignment is all.
Hell, I can still smell it!
Dumbass.........
Musta been a liberal. I mean, WTF did you think was going to happen ? Enjoy your rabies shots.
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Seeing too muck pink. runner up Pi day
Stupid people are entertaining
Put an Arm roast into the smoker and that shit was good. Just salt and black pepper.
Can confirm both of these
I learned most of the imaginary tool jokes from my teachers in tech school so I was mostly impervious when I first started. The guy I worked next to though…
He was sent into the parts dept to get a squeegee sharpener and then got sent to several people who “knew where they were”. He finally made his way to the parts manager who told him he was being fucked with. Being the wily asshole that he is, he went back to the guy he worked with and said “The GM wants to see you. He seemed mad that you guys are going through so many of these things.” So the old guy scrambles up to the front to explain the situation as young guy explains what he just set up. Old guy walks back to the shop sheepishly chuckling as we all laugh at his expense. Good times in the shop
Fresh out of HS went to work for a company that makes cranes. First or second day on the job, an "old-timer" tells me, "I need to to go to sub-assembly and find Joe. Tell him I need the skyhooks." I walked to the next shop over, found the break room and had a snack.
After about a half-hour I wandered back to my station and told the old-timer, "Joe said you had to go get them. He doesn't trust me."
I grew up holding the flashlight for my dad, grandads and uncles.
I had a girl friend's Dad cook venison. He killed that poor animal twice, well fucking done. No wonder she didn't like to eat it. I cooked her some and she loved it.
Dang, now I want some Pi. No wonder I can’t lose weight. Fuckers. It’s all your fault!
definitely more of her PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!St paddy's day, March 17th
Don't care about that. However, the free speech even if you don't like thing should be the rule. This is troublesome because turnaround is fair play.
I was sent to find the "shelf stretcher", at A&P , many times until I put disappearing ink in their pricing guns. They never pulled that shit again.
The store manager wrote me up for doing it and then tore the paperwork up saying "I wish I had thought about that myself"
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Just change the "braising and roasting" to "Smoking" and the chart would be useful.
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Those racks are 10mm solid square rods
Snow day here in CO......
Doggos love it.
Doggos love it.
