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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I have a gravel road that runs between two different pastures and usually the first time I move them to the other pasture there will be a new calf that won't cross the gravel.
Definitely Been there. We purchased this little Brahma steer as a feeder calf. Boy was he crazy. Did I also mention that he was C R A Z Y!!! Nearly killed a top cow horse running her into the ground, trying to move him to the next pasture with the other cattle. Finally gave up. One evening, I trapped him in my catch pen. it had two gates. I had to put a pickup truck backed up to each gate. He hit one gate so hard he actually backed up the pickup a few inches. (Locked, in park and with the emergency brake set.). It was the older pickup so no real loss. Finally got him in the loading chute. Had boards between the slats to keep him from jumping out of the chute and boards between the upper slats of my open topped stock trailer to again keep him from jumping out.

This was Saturday evening. Called the fellow who did the slaughtering. He said bring him on. Happiest animal care day of my life was seeing him unloaded at the slaughterhouse.

You can have each and every “smart” Brahma that has ever hit the ground alive.

There’s a lot to be said for stupid, docile cattle breeds.
 
Definitely Been there. We purchased this little Brahma steer as a feeder calf. Boy was he crazy. Did I also mention that he was C R A Z Y!!! Nearly killed a top cow horse running her into the ground, trying to move him to the next pasture with the other cattle. Finally gave up. One evening, I trapped him in my catch pen. it had two gates. I had to put a pickup truck backed up to each gate. He hit one gate so hard he actually backed up the pickup a few inches. (Locked, in park and with the emergency brake set.). It was the older pickup so no real loss. Finally got him in the loading chute. Had boards between the slats to keep him from jumping out of the chute and boards between the upper slats of my open topped stock trailer to again keep him from jumping out.

This was Saturday evening. Called the fellow who did the slaughtering. He said bring him on. Happiest animal care day of my life was seeing him unloaded at the slaughterhouse.

You can have each and every “smart” Brahma that has ever hit the ground alive.

There’s a lot to be said for stupid, docile cattle breeds.
Brahma's are that way, I've got stories . . .lucky to be alive to tell them.

I can't believe the crazy MoFos that try to ride them.