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Firearms WTB: Noveske NSR N4 13.5” “Skinny” Rail - or I start killing puppies!

TheHorta

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  • Jan 17, 2014
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    Noveske Saga Part III: Retarded Jedi gonna start killin’ Yunglings!

    Part I recap: 14.5” Proof CF barrel too long for 15” NSR rail. Jedi of the Retarded Order Orders 13.5” Gen4 NSR instead of just chopping 15”. Sells 15” & factory 13.7 barrel.

    Part II recap: 13.5” NSR G4 arrives. G4 too fat for G3 upper. Mismatch makes Retard Jedi launch into OCD fit of rage. Retard Jedi goes back to Noveske website where 13.5” N4 rails are gone forever. Scours internet only to discover they have become extinct. Has no 15” to chop cuz sold in Part I. Turns to Dark Side, wants to kill puppies because they exist.

    Part III, a New Hope: Yungling killing Retard Jedi flees to Gallieens home planet of Snipers Hide in hopes of procuring the last 13.5” N4 rail in the known galaxy, knowing full well that relying on the gaggle of numbnuts that inhabits Snipers Hide is only going to result in mockery and disappointment, but Retard gonna Retard.

    Sell RJ your N4 rail, regardless of condition. I’m desperate and puppies gonna pay.
     
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    Someone help @TheHorta so this guy can live a full, happy life
     
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    The Force is telling me there is a 15" Gen3 Keymod in the wild. That may hold you over until then.
     
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    Noveske Saga Part III: Retarded Jedi gonna start killin’ Yunglings!

    Part I recap: 14.5” Proof CF barrel too long for 15” NSR rail. Jedi of the Retarded Order Orders 13.5” Gen4 NSR instead of just chopping 15”. Sells 15” & factory 13.7 barrel.

    Part II recap: 13.5” NSR G4 arrives. G4 too fat for G3 upper. Mismatch makes Retard Jedi launch into OCD fit of rage. Retard Jedi goes back to Noveske website where 13.5” N4 rails are gone forever. Scours internet only to discover they have become extinct. Has no 15” to chop cuz sold in Part I. Turns to Dark Side, wants to kill puppies because they exist.

    Part III, a New Hope: Yungling killing Retard Jedi flees to Gallieens home planet of Snipers Hide in hopes of procuring the last 13.5” N4 rail in the known galaxy, knowing full well that relying on the gaggle of numbnuts that inhabits Snipers Hide is only going to result in mockery and disappointment, but Retard gonna Retard.

    Sell RJ your N4 rail, regardless of condition. I’m desperate and puppies gonna pay.
    Best “want to buy” ad of the decade.



    Don’t get scammed lol
     
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