Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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So all of the services are using the USMC ASVAB now?
Back in jr high, we knew of a motel next to the Fremont mall that had a cig vending machine just inside a side door that was usually open and rarely watched. Think cost was around 50 cents.
Gave up the bad habit in high school for Copenhagen when we moved out west.
A lot easier to get away with chewing in class
I could play along long enough to give her the best 43 seconds of her life.
And Chlamydia
Not sure what cars these came on, but would love to find one for the hood of my PeteIt's a DATE!
I'll make you intimate with my new little friend.
Obviously needs some
She's mad because he stopped giving it to her.
You can clearly see she gets aroused with the fight.
But first, a ball gag.
Liberal lady calling what sounds to be a black guy “boy”, hmm.
We all know you can do better than just chlamydia!
Why do you think he kept re-engaging?
Well I didn’t want to brag
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Vomiting. Then gifting her with a copy of my latest diet book, "Put the Fork Down Fatty"
And in return you’ll be receiving SyphillisV, Herpes and a yet to be named auto-immunity disease. Congrats on your achievement.
So one of my employees thought it was a good idea to run a box cutter through the web of his thumb...
As I am waiting in the ER waiting area for him to get stitched up, a nurse is trying to explain to this young Asian girl (Viet, Laos, Cambodian, take your pick) what is wrong with her. So out comes the interpreter to explain to her what Chlamydia is... when it finally sunk in in, she went full rabid dog on her boyfriend there. Security had to break it up. Good stuff!
The ones I had might have had plastic fins. But I was born in 81.
I've done this a couple of times. Yes, I'm a slow learner.
I saw the actual MGM lion when I was a kid, circa 1975, when we stopped at the MGM in Las Vegas on our way back from Disney Land/California. I think you could take a picture with him.
