Cannibalism in South Carolina

232593 · Mar 14, 2025

Satan worshiper in SC ate ears and drank blood per instructions from his alter ego “Robert Baldwin”

Hear no evil! Satan-obsessed ‘budding serial killer’ ate the ears of two murder victims and drank one’s blood: lawsuit

“Cantrell told police that he killed Jared and Deshea because his alternate personality, Robert Baldwin, had instructed him to do so,” according to the lawsuit.

nypost.com

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P-Squared · Mar 14, 2025

232593 said:
Satan worshiper in SC ate ears and drank blood per instructions from his alter ego “Robert Baldwin”

Hear no evil! Satan-obsessed ‘budding serial killer’ ate the ears of two murder victims and drank one’s blood: lawsuit

“Cantrell told police that he killed Jared and Deshea because his alternate personality, Robert Baldwin, had instructed him to do so,” according to the lawsuit.

nypost.com

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Too small, but you're on the right track.

Nik H · Mar 14, 2025

Did he have a recipe? Asking for a friend.

TimK · Mar 14, 2025

Jeeze, ears sound super chewy.

Nik H · Mar 14, 2025

TimK said:
Jeeze, ears sound super chewy.

Hence the need for a recipe

nagantguy · Mar 14, 2025

Nik H said:
Hence the need for a recipe

I hear ya !

wvfarrier · Mar 14, 2025

Listen to me dam.....oh wait you cant

ColinW · Mar 14, 2025

I'm sure he's REALLY good buddies with Anton LaVey

IYKYK

TimC in KY · Mar 14, 2025

Copycat. Probably a Mike Tyson fan.

P-Squared · Mar 14, 2025

Can you hear me...

232593 · Mar 14, 2025

P-Squared said:
Too small, but you're on the right track.

So that crocodile that pretends to drown….

Im2bent · Mar 14, 2025

Big Phish · Mar 14, 2025

P-Squared said:
Too small, but you're on the right track.

Prefer throwing the fucker in a barely big enough pine box with a tube in it and a backhoe. Then get everyone over for a drinking party and put a funnel on the tube and piss in it. Forget about him afterwards.

armorpl8chikn · Mar 14, 2025

TimK said:
Jeeze, ears sound super chewy.

Nah. Only if you cook them too long.
Like squid. You gott cookem real quick or cookem a long time.

On a serious note....
This is just the begining. It'll get a lot worse.

Atomic_Lobster · Mar 14, 2025

What no South Carolina or North Carolina dipping sauce
What an amateur

TexPatriot · Mar 14, 2025

Nik H said:
Did he have a recipe? Asking for a friend.

Wonder if he snacked on them like dried apricots?

I hope he washed the wax out of them first.

Maser · Mar 14, 2025

Sounds like air fryer material to me.

zeroz · Mar 14, 2025

Mmmmmm, long pork. I wouldn't go for the ears first but we all have out preferences. When I let the dogs loose on the remanants of a carcass, Lucy always goes for the dick first. Myself and Camo give her the side eye. If I die around that dog, im pretty sure I know how the old lady will find me.

Ronws · Mar 14, 2025

"Did you find John to be a man of good taste?"

"No. Actually, he was a bit tough and stringy."

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"Jeffrey, I don't like your friends."

"That's okay. Mom. Just eat the vegetables, then."
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Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I am having a buffet.
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And, from "Fried Green Tomatoes,"

"That is the best barbecue I have ever tasted."

"The secret's in the sauce!"

Im2bent · Mar 14, 2025

"She had good taste".....note the year.

DuneBoer · Mar 14, 2025

Nik H said:
Did he have a recipe? Asking for a friend.

Recipe???? I'm all ears!!

Devildog · Mar 14, 2025

Good grief you can eat a turd if you have the right hot sauce. An ear should be no problem.

akmike47 · Mar 14, 2025

wood chippers don’t work well when people get sucked in.

Better solution

mosin46 · Mar 14, 2025

Im2bent said:
"She had good taste".....note the year.
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a hard to find classic. got Don Johnson prepped for a huge job on Miami vice. didn't recall 2024. be like 1984-gonna happen but later than called.

zeroz · Mar 15, 2025

akmike47 said:
wood chippers don’t work well when people get sucked in.

Better solution

So you're saying we should eat him then? Eye for an eye and all that... or is it ear for an ear. At any rate, Im in.

Makinchips208 · Mar 15, 2025

232593 said:
Satan worshiper in SC ate ears and drank blood per instructions from his alter ego “Robert Baldwin”

Hear no evil! Satan-obsessed ‘budding serial killer’ ate the ears of two murder victims and drank one’s blood: lawsuit

“Cantrell told police that he killed Jared and Deshea because his alternate personality, Robert Baldwin, had instructed him to do so,” according to the lawsuit.

nypost.com

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Hey, im not gonna judge him, we all got skeletons in the closet.

Aussie Joe · Mar 15, 2025

DuneBoer said:
Recipe???? I'm all ears!!

Maser · Mar 15, 2025

DarnYankeeUSMC · Mar 15, 2025

Y'all taking enjoyment out of this is not funny. Those two victims had families that loved them. Probably children at home that'll miss them.

Maser · Mar 15, 2025

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Y'all taking enjoyment out of this is not funny. Those two victims had families that loved them. Probably children at home that'll miss them.

Bet the ears in your avatar would make a great meal!

sirhrmechanic · Mar 15, 2025

Sandinista ears?

Sirhr

DarnYankeeUSMC · Mar 15, 2025

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Y'all taking enjoyment out of this is not funny. Those two victims had families that loved them. Probably children at home that'll miss them.

I meant to add

At least they weren't squashed like a stepped on grape.

Jscb1b · Mar 15, 2025

nagantguy said:
I ear ya !

Fixed.

jabonra · Mar 15, 2025

This dude is gonna get off scot free, his alter ego is a Baldwin!

Im2bent · Mar 15, 2025

If he was legit his alter ego would have been Alec not robert.

WTF-2-EDC · Mar 15, 2025

If this were trans satan worshipper last year we would not be allowed to post...thank you Donald Trump!

Ronws · Mar 15, 2025

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Y'all taking enjoyment out of this is not funny. Those two victims had families that loved them. Probably children at home that'll miss them.

Unlike the victims, I hear what you are saying.

What can I say? Iron Mike inspires many.

zeroz · Mar 15, 2025

UKDslayer said:
I don't know if I would call this true cannbialism - I mean they were dead when eaten.

Now those bath salt freaks in Florida chewing faces off live victims - that's cannabalism!

WTF? So in your mind they have to be eaten alive to be a cannibal?

UKDslayer · Mar 15, 2025

zeroz said:
WTF? So in your mind they have to be eaten alive to be a cannibal?

It's called Dark Humor. Lighten up Francis.

MO Fugga · Mar 15, 2025

Who had dibbs on the butthole?

Jscb1b · Mar 15, 2025

MO Fugga said:
Who had dibbs on the butthole?

Dirty D.

NoDopes · Mar 15, 2025

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UKDslayer · Mar 15, 2025

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
Y'all taking enjoyment out of this is not funny. Those two victims had families that loved them. Probably children at home that'll miss them.

Nope. First victim was in a mental home. Parents not around, grandmother all to happy to get rid of him until now there is money to be made off a lawsuit. Now she loves him. We know Deshea's father wasn't around, probaby similar to first victim. He was in the same mental home.

That being said, I hope they didn't suffer. Not a joke.

DarnYankeeUSMC · Mar 15, 2025

UKDslayer said:
Nope. First victim was in a mental home. Parents not around, grandmother all to happy to get rid of him until now there is money to be made off a lawsuit. Now she loves him. We know Deshea's father wasn't around, probaby similar to first victim. He was in the same mental home.

That being said, I hope they didn't suffer. Not a joke.

It was sarcasm. Just playing around because someone said something similar when I commented on the dude getting stopped flat by the elephant.

Maser · Mar 16, 2025

Holy shit I forgot about these!

Varmint-Hunter · Mar 16, 2025

TimK said:
Jeeze, ears sound super chewy.

And crunchy

thejeep · Mar 16, 2025

P-Squared said:
Too small, but you're on the right track.

Maybe it's the equivalent to a tiny violin.

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