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And if you weren't fit, you were fat.
And people would point it out.
Every day I see more morbidly obese people , women and men. Saw a Whale bottom out her battery powered shopping cart at a Target yesterday. They need one with a skid plate.
She stalled it and was sitting dead in the water until a Target employee brought her one with a fresh battery. Bottomed it out too. 😳 she was 300+ lbs , barely 4 foot tall. She caused 5-6 people to alter what they were doing to deal with her. One thing for sure , she isn’t allergic to a fork .😖
 
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See "Taking Chance" Very Honest movie...

Ok, looks like a great movie, but the last line..."Chance would be so honored knowing such a senior officer brought him home."

Obviously written by someone who never enlisted. "Fig's last will and testament said, "Don't let a fucking zero even touch my coffin! I prefer it not it to get lost and throw a tantrum blaming others for it's ineptitude."
 
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A funny aside, also astronomical odds.

Years ago I was hitch hiking about 100 miles from home and got picked up by a fellow. 5 years later I was driving that same road and picked up a guy who looked very familiar. Same guy who picked me up years before. What would the odds be?
 
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