I just pulled the following out of thin air, in a text, to a competitive pistol shooting friend. No joke.
Did you hear that they have redesignated the military sidearm formally know as the
"Colt 1911A1"
Government model pistol... & accordingly, it's classic chambering:
45 ACP
(A.utomatic C.olt
P.istol) cartridge?
Yep.
It's the first weapon in the history of the US DOD weapons arsenal to receive a human'like military service medal of sorts, after (both sidearm and cartridge) has served faithfully for over 100+ years in both military war time & peace, law enforcement, competitive pistol shooting in all conceivable forms & loved as well as relied upon by millions of Americans for personal defense... & last but not least, countless recreational shooters, world wide.???
Yep-
The pistol is now redesignated/ called the:
"19'AARP"
and the cartridge, is now the:
" .45 ASSDEPO. "
ASSDEPO being the official acronym that stands for:
Automatic
Soc. Sec.
Dissability
Entitlment
Pay
Out
[after gran'pa caught your punk self in his shed at 0245 tryna steal his lawn mower; him accordingly following his 'drafted into 'Nam training protocol:
B.R.A.S.S,911.
For the uniformed, "BRASS" is the old school USMC shooting acronym:
B.reath
(while)R.elease(-ing)
A.im
S.queeze
S.hoot.
Let's have a round for such a faithful, long serving veteran of these United States, now formally & correctly honored & decorated!
Cheers!
Did you hear that they have redesignated the military sidearm formally know as the
"Colt 1911A1"
Government model pistol... & accordingly, it's classic chambering:
45 ACP
(A.utomatic C.olt
P.istol) cartridge?
Yep.
It's the first weapon in the history of the US DOD weapons arsenal to receive a human'like military service medal of sorts, after (both sidearm and cartridge) has served faithfully for over 100+ years in both military war time & peace, law enforcement, competitive pistol shooting in all conceivable forms & loved as well as relied upon by millions of Americans for personal defense... & last but not least, countless recreational shooters, world wide.???
Yep-
The pistol is now redesignated/ called the:
"19'AARP"
and the cartridge, is now the:
" .45 ASSDEPO. "
ASSDEPO being the official acronym that stands for:
Automatic
Soc. Sec.
Dissability
Entitlment
Pay
Out
[after gran'pa caught your punk self in his shed at 0245 tryna steal his lawn mower; him accordingly following his 'drafted into 'Nam training protocol:
B.R.A.S.S,911.
For the uniformed, "BRASS" is the old school USMC shooting acronym:
B.reath
(while)R.elease(-ing)
A.im
S.queeze
S.hoot.
Let's have a round for such a faithful, long serving veteran of these United States, now formally & correctly honored & decorated!
Cheers!
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