Don't know what it's doing in this thread though.
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She got all her clothes on man.
The fact that I accidentally posted it here is funny. So it's funny, awesome, work safe and no nudity!
The fact that I accidentally posted it here is funny. So it's funny, awesome, work safe and no nudity!
A ho is a ho.
Clothes or not.
That mess is all there to ruin a man’s mind
Clothes or not.
That mess is all there to ruin a man’s mind
Since we’re talking BBQ
Banana pudding…..are you with God in knowing Meringue goes on top of it.
Banana pudding…..are you with God in knowing Meringue goes on top of it.
Made me really want a baked potato.
What does banana pudding have to do with barbecue? Other than Banana's Foster , bananas should only be eaten in their natural form.
Grew up on banana pudding. At least 3 would show up at every gathering, and at least once a month at home. the dentist loved it.
You are correct, sir. Depending on the size of the brisket. the 10 pounds and under can smoke in about 5 hours and left sitting in a cold oven overnight to finish cooking itself.
These days, I have been smoking in the evening up to midnight before a holiday. Such as Thursday July 3rd. I thaw out to brisket in the fridge, 5 hours per pound and want it thawed the evening before I smoke. So, I had it thawed by Wednesday 2nd. At that time, I trim off some of the fat but not all. You need some fat for flavor. Beef and pork fat have a sweet taste. I put on the rub. I could probably make one but I get good results with the Spice Hunter no salt Cowboy BBQ rub with chile.
That sits in the fridge for 24 hours.
Thursday 3rd, I get home around 7 pm and start the fire with coals. Once those are going, which doesn't take long, I put them in the side firebox and put on some chunks of mesquite wood. Not pellets, no slivers, quartered limbs and trunks of mesquite.
8 - 10 lbs, I take it off the fire around 11:30 maybe midnight. Set it in the 13"x9" roasting pan and set it in the cold oven. The meat will finish cooking itself without being overdone.
The next day, I can slice it up and put in zip lock storage bags. For sides, I often cheat and this time, I got packaged cole slaw and ranch dressing and also store-bought potato salad.
And I had leftovers for a week, which was fine with me. I do not get worn out on my brisket.
Essentially, Texas brisket is smoked dry, though I put an aluminum pan in the main chamber with some water.
As I have often bragged, my smoked brisket can tempt the faith of a vegan.
Lou Gossett Jr had something to say about Oklahomo.
In 1991, a shy young girl named Alexa stood behind the KFC counter for the very first time, her striped uniform just slightly too big and her name tag pinned with pride. She was just 18, quiet but determined. The monochrome photo on the left captures that moment — her first day — when the world didn’t quite know her yet, but she was ready to show it who she was.
Born with Down syndrome, Alexa faced more than her share of whispers and lowered expectations. But to her, KFC wasn’t just a job — it was a stage where she could prove that kindness, consistency, and hard work mattered far more than the labels people tried to place on her.
Over the years, Alexa became the heartbeat of the store. She remembered every regular’s name, every kid’s favorite meal, and had a smile that lit up even the hardest days. She mentored new hires, brought birthday cupcakes for coworkers, and gave hugs that somehow fixed more than any manager ever could.
Now, 33 years later, the photo on the right shows a woman who never let the world dim her light. Her name tag still reads “Alexa” — a name that became synonymous with loyalty, warmth, and resilience. In her hands, she holds a retirement award, but what she’s really holding is a legacy.
Alexa didn’t just work at KFC. She transformed it. And as she retires, it’s clear she didn’t just clock in for 33 years — she showed up, every day, to teach the world that greatness comes in many forms.
Alexa charted her journey — and in doing so, she helped pave the way for so many others to believe in their own.
Born with Down syndrome, Alexa faced more than her share of whispers and lowered expectations. But to her, KFC wasn’t just a job — it was a stage where she could prove that kindness, consistency, and hard work mattered far more than the labels people tried to place on her.
Over the years, Alexa became the heartbeat of the store. She remembered every regular’s name, every kid’s favorite meal, and had a smile that lit up even the hardest days. She mentored new hires, brought birthday cupcakes for coworkers, and gave hugs that somehow fixed more than any manager ever could.
Now, 33 years later, the photo on the right shows a woman who never let the world dim her light. Her name tag still reads “Alexa” — a name that became synonymous with loyalty, warmth, and resilience. In her hands, she holds a retirement award, but what she’s really holding is a legacy.
Alexa didn’t just work at KFC. She transformed it. And as she retires, it’s clear she didn’t just clock in for 33 years — she showed up, every day, to teach the world that greatness comes in many forms.
Alexa charted her journey — and in doing so, she helped pave the way for so many others to believe in their own.
What a beautiful young man. He gives me hope.
Oh man that hit home. We just got a laugh out of that.
My wife's nephew is here for some ranch rehab and about 8 or so years ago converted him and his brother back into meat eaters with my smoked prime rib. Just did another 1 this weekend and it was already laughed about.
As kid, I loved these commercials. 70s and 80s commercials were better than the TV shows.
fucking yankees
Next we'll serve you grits and you'll pour sugar all over them.
Probably don't even know how to set a chitterling trap.
send the link, play online
Rock Paper Scissors - Play Online with Friends
Rock paper scissors is a simple and interesting game. Many of us used to play it in a school to resolve disputes or just for fun.
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I think I'd skip the exterminators and take my business straight to a moving company instead! 
Interesting video... but the Narrator sure loves emphasizing the word "Balls!" I think he has a fetish. And may not involve bearings.
Sirhr
I retired from CNC grinding, we made linear motion guides, I ground bearing blocks. The bearings we used were in 1 micron increments from -.010 to +.010 that is how they maintain the tolerance from the rail to the block. It is a pretty amazing system. One of our sister companies made the bearings we used.
When you can't afford to buy and maintain an actual minigun.
When you can't afford to buy and maintain an actual minigun.
I couldn't afford that either
