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There are 2 types of wives…

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That's easy:

Get skim and 2%. Tell her to mix them

Strawberry jelly

Chick peas in a can

Wheat Thing? Probably wheat thins. Get a box, any box and then something in a blue box to put them in. Or, just some wheat flour in a blue labeled bag.

Yogurt

Empty bottle of diet coke

Canned cheese

A bag of flour and some Nutella.


Two can play these silly games
 
That's easy:

Get skim and 2%. Tell her to mix them

Strawberry jelly

Chick peas in a can

Wheat Thing? Probably wheat thins. Get a box, any box and then something in a blue box to put them in. Or, just some wheat flour in a blue labeled bag.

Yogurt

Empty bottle of diet coke

Canned cheese

A bag of flour and some Nutella.


Two can play these silly games
Even better: buy what you want to eat, take the list back and tell her it was all out of stock but luckily you are able to know what’s truly needed in such instances.

Just come home with beer, pizzas, Doritos and cheap single ply toilet paper. That’ll stop the tomfoolery.
 
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This guy sent me to the ER May 26

Since then, instead of coming out and leaving me be, it lodged somewhere and has made me miserable since then until this morning.

Hallelujah!

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Why would you put a penny in your dick? ;-)

Sirhr

JK... glad you are doing better. Drink more lime juice. Seriously. Dissolves kidney stones. Probably also pennies!!!