What in the ever-loving %^}¥ is this shit!!! Latin flavor cat food???

sirhrmechanic

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Yup… taste of Latin cat food for your pet. Because apparently cats want ethnic cat food?

Well if that’s the case… Pouncey and Sherman are African cats and deserve “a Taste of Africa” flavored cat food. Let’s see… gazelle? impala? Wildebeest?

Nah… I know! Real native cuisine!!

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I demand “Taste of African” Cat Food for my African cats. They deserve nothing less than the taste of Ethiopian!

Latin flavored cat food…. Next thing you know there will be “Tranny cat” transitioning flavors for your non binary putty tat!

Sirhr
 
I don't think it's made with 'Real' latins. I'm thinking more along the lines of Krab vs Crab. Probably some fake Chyna shit with lots of spices and preservatives.
 
With the way the economy is, those were invented for Grandma.
She's tired of regular cat food in these hard times while we give free food to invaders, this latin flavored cat food will really make a mess of grams diapers, oh mercy.
 
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With how picky cats are, if they reject it does that make them racist...?

Sort of reminds me of the old Acronym for MRE's... Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

I wonder if Nasty Old Ethiopians Aren't That Satisfying... (NOEATS) or Cats Hate Ethiopian Wet Yummies (CHEWY) would be good names?

Well, I'll leave that for the African Catfood marketers.

Cheers,

Sirhr
 
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Sort of reminds me of the old Acronym for MRE's... Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

I wonder if Nasty Old Ethiopians Aren't That Satisfying... (NOEATS) or Cats Hate Ethiopian Wet Yummies (CHEWY) would be good names?

Well, I'll leave that for the African Catfood marketers.

Cheers,

Sirhr
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You know, when I was in Mexico City a few years ago, I have no idea what type of 'Meat' was in the street tacos, but it was yummy to my tummy.