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sirhrmechanic said:

Sadly… it’s from a satire site.

Though an incident like this did occur in 2007 or so, IIRC but it was some wildlife biologist grad student type.

It got me when I first read it… but a bit of digging and, darn… satire!

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There was a dumbshit in Alaska that tried to make friends with grizzly bears. They ate him

 

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There was a dumbshit in Alaska that tried to make friends with grizzly bears. They ate him

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And his girlfriend, I think.

He FAFO’d!

 

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Yep... Timothy Snackwell... Er, I mean, Treadwell.

He can give you the definitive answer about whether or not a bear shits in the woods.

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sirhrmechanic said:

Sadly… it’s from a satire site.

Though an incident like this did occur in 2007 or so, IIRC but it was some wildlife biologist grad student type.

It got me when I first read it… but a bit of digging and, darn… satire!

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In Russia, you don't even have to dress as a wolf to get eaten by a wolf.

 

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Jscb1b said:

There was a dumbshit in Alaska that tried to make friends with grizzly bears. They ate him

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Timothy Treadwell.

AKA the Grizzly Man.

AKA Grizzly Shit

 

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Never been tempted to crap on a desk if I hit the numbers. Been numerous times I've considered imitating that aborigine at the end of Quigley Down Under.

 

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When I was just starting out my career in North Carolina... a guy shit in his bosses coffee cup He was transferred.

But folks needed headcounts then. So there ya are!

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Is that a charcuterie ? Asking for akmike

 

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How long until people start getting arrested because the AI has "predicted" they will commit a crime?

 

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Numedal said:

How long until people start getting arrested because the AI has "predicted" they will commit a crime?

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utuub so take it with a grain of salt unless you research it

 

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Numedal said:

How long until people start getting arrested because the AI has "predicted" they will commit a crime?

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Watch the movie The Minority Report

 

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Well, this was anti-climatic.

 

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Not how I wanted to start my Sunday afternoon...

 

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