Best movie one liners

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-17T12:51:09-0400

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-17T12:52:08-0400

JoshPutman · 2025-09-17T13:42:59-0400

"Abby Normal."

davsco · 2025-09-17T13:46:41-0400

A day late and a dollar short

ironman56 · 2025-09-17T14:00:23-0400

Sean the Nailer said:
Surprised this one hasn't been put up yet:

"I ain't got time to bleed..."

Or , "bunch of slack jawed faggots"

mi650 · 2025-09-17T15:49:32-0400

"Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"

cas6969 · 2025-09-17T15:56:08-0400

KYAggie · 2025-09-17T16:05:56-0400

timesublime · 2025-09-17T16:31:27-0400

Pillow Gun · 2025-09-17T17:21:30-0400

timesublime said:

Get to the chopper

Fx51LP308 · 2025-09-17T17:56:59-0400

Pillow Gun said:
Get to the chopper

Oddly enough, this was Schwartzeneger's signature for eliminating people off "The Apprentice" (like DJT would say, "You're FIred.") Schwartzeneger would say, "You're Terminated... Get to the Chopper!" And they actually had a chopper standing by as opposed to a limmo.

The D · 2025-09-17T18:49:39-0400

Basically all of Tommy Boy and Dumb and Dumber

Duc · 2025-09-17T19:51:52-0400

KYAggie · 2025-09-17T19:54:23-0400

Here’s another favorite of mine; applies to just about everything in life….

theLBC · 2025-09-17T20:07:12-0400

theLBC · 2025-09-17T20:08:41-0400

sirhrmechanic said:
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Franko · 2025-09-17T23:40:42-0400

I always liked the Darth Vader quote to Lando, "Perhaps you think your being treated unfairly."

Threadcutter308 · 2025-09-17T23:54:01-0400

JoshPutman said:
"Abby Normal."

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-18T00:25:59-0400

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-18T00:26:33-0400

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-18T00:27:58-0400

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-18T00:39:00-0400

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-18T00:39:31-0400

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-18T00:40:43-0400

I think TV shows need to be included in this...

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-18T00:41:18-0400

6.5SH · 2025-09-18T00:42:20-0400

Daddyusmaximus · 2025-09-18T00:42:47-0400

6.5SH · 2025-09-18T00:43:46-0400

cas6969 · 2025-09-18T01:07:27-0400

Short-bus · 2025-09-18T02:24:44-0400

Short-bus · 2025-09-18T02:27:09-0400

paulrem308 · 2025-09-18T03:14:14-0400

Daddyusmaximus said:
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I'll have 2 chickens. Then proceeds to totally f them up..

Big Phish · 2025-09-18T05:56:49-0400

Porkys qoute are outta the workd.

“- Pee Wee: It's too big.
- Tommy: Pee Wee, we don't have any training rubbers.
- Mickey: He needs the junior size.”

Fx51LP308 · 2025-09-18T07:46:20-0400

Big Phish said:
Porkys qoute are outta the workd.

And my favorite.... "A 'Tallywhacker.....' Please refer to it as a 'Tallywhacker...' "

Im2bent · 2025-09-18T08:31:35-0400

Fx51LP308 said:
And my favorite.... "A 'Tallywhacker.....' Please refer to it as a 'Tallywhacker...' "

Paging Mike Hunt....paging Mike Hunt. Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Herb Stoner · 2025-09-18T09:52:47-0400

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