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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Oh shit...

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Well it did say Oklahoma ;)
 
Lol...is this towards...the 🤔 two extremes of this matter. 🧐 It’s a certain kinda’ statement you’re making ??? Very astutely done. 😂 And without extreme visual injury (D and a few others I won’t mention here) that can turn into. 👍
I just post pics I come across that catch my eye. But yea, someone will come along and say... "she's not really drinking that coffee." I'm like... I didn't even know she had a fuckin' cup in her hand much less that she had a head and a mouth to drink with! 🤣😂

DID YOU SEE HER MASSIVE TITS?!
 
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me..
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.."


The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !"
 
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."!

"My God, what did you tell them?"
asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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Wow, three pages of tits and one worthwhile funny thing.

How the MPT has fallen... what a waste of space.

Sirhr

Different people like different things, some of MPT I like others I don't, I just acknowledge what I like and ignore the rest!
 
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Different people like different things, some of MPT I like others I don't, I just acknowledge what I like and ignore the rest!
Please don’t make Sirhr mad... I’ve witnessed the other side of that... the Kraken, noooo,.....Do NOT make him mad. Do not wake that giant slumbering peacefully 😴 at this moment. No, no, no. Coolit, coolit, coolit. 🤫 Dialing it baaack.
 
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Let me guess.

Volunteer fireman?
We've been cooking over a wood fire quite a bit the last few years. I figure one benefit of cooking over a wood fire is you get to burn, mother eeh-eer. Since we can only put 10 photos on a post, here's 10 red hot motivational fire photos for all the pyromaniacs on the Hide.

Like me.

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And here is the keeper of the flame, the splitter of the wood, the maniac-in-training:

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