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Three Life rules for men, never to be broken,...

Rule one,... Always carry a knife

Rule two,... Never talk to the man,... if pressed where you can't stand it, utter a single word only,..Lawyer

Rule three,..Never ever, do crazy.
Meh. Crazy is best sex
 
I've always though it weird when pets are given "people names".
Actually named her after Reese Bobby’s mountain lion in “Talladega Nights” I laughed out loud when my brother suggested it, so it stuck.

 
I worked with a guy that was going through an incredibly nasty divorce. This bitch is a real doozy.
After he got off a phone call at work, I told him that if he killed her now, he'd be out in 5-7 years.
About 8 years later, still having to deal with this cunt, he came up to me and said "you know, if I'd taken your advice, I'd be out of jail by now" 😂🤣

Waylon wrote a song about that!