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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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When I would work triage in a busy ER, seeing over 100 walk-in patients in 12 hrs, there were many times it was better to write in the Triage note “Patient states” and then follow with a direct quote.
There were some doozies.

Gives the nurse and NP or Dr and good idea whats up before going into the room before walking in.

From vibrators up the keister to concerns of an STD due to seeing “goo” on his junk during sex to “this has been hurting for 8 months. Im going on a trip tomorrow and wanted to get it fixed before I go.”
 
When I was an insurance adjuster I worked a claim where the officer had the involved parties write out statements of their version of events. One of the classy ladies involved repeatedly referred to the other driver as “dat bitch” in her written report. 🤣
Had a chick make a right turn on a red light in front of me. 4 lane road. She wrote "I made a wild turn". Cop didn't cite either of us (he was retiring the next week). He let me take a picture of her written statement. That really helped as I was on the company truck.
 
Because 1947..
Well its really a '39 '41'45'47, like the Johnny Cash song

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Who ever built that is bad to the bone ! That’s the sweetest old school build I think I have ever seen. Love how they incorporated the PM brake up front in gloss black and matching rims. With flat black exhaust and paint scheme. Congrats on the build a super fine tribute to HD nostalgia, pure wood !
 
Ok. I'll wade in here. Regardless of if you think the miscarriage thing is funny or not, in my opinion, its certainly not "motivational"... just my take. That and about $400 can get you a case of 9mm this week.

Oh, and boobies make me happy. Thanks to Blackout for trying to get this train back on track.
We have the Socially Unacceptable Humor forum for the really edgy stuff.
 
I've been in that exact position and it's still funny. Stop being a pussy and don't take it personally. Being offended is YOUR CHOICE.
Oh yeah...REAL funny, no matter what comes next what a sad commentary some assholes stickup for 🙁. That was more idiotic calling him a pussy, grade school playground move.
 
I've been in that exact position and it's still funny. Stop being a pussy and don't take it personally. Being offended is YOUR CHOICE.
Same here, both my wife and I chuckled at that joke and we've had multiple miscarriages over the 5 years we tried for a baby. In all fairness, we did tell the lady checking us in to the hospital for the sonogram to confirm our 1st dead baby "Well I guess we don't have to worry about the Zika virus anymore." She didn't get it until she looked at our chart. She didn't laugh...
 
Oh yeah...REAL funny, no matter what comes next what a sad commentary some assholes stickup for 🙁. That was more idiotic calling him a pussy, grade school playground move.

Thank you for your support, much appreciated. As stated above, how in any way was the original post motivational? I do have serious concerns of a number of the members who post on here!

However, its all been said now: lets move on. I am an old fart, so people can call me what they want.

As you Americans says, more T&A :)
 
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