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More insanely stupid shit thanks to the kung flu

NCHillbilly

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    So, the family gets together last night to go out to eat and celebrate my daughter's birthday. We get to the restaurant and are told that it'll be a 40 min wait. Not too bad, and since it's Saturday night, not likely any quicker anywhere else. So we're standing around outside waiting. After a while, my daughter needs to use their bathroom. Goes inside, no mask (cause that's just how we roll), not a word said. Later, another member of our party does the same, no problem. Then it comes time to be seated, hostess says, Oh, you'll have to wear masks when you come in, and we can't move tables together for your party. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Now it's too late to go somewhere else and start the game all over, So we scrounge around for masks, walk in, sit down, remove said masks. Half our party is 10 feet away. Low and behold, here are 15 motherfuckers sitting elbow to elbow at the bar. I truly wanted to strangle somebody. That's all for my rant, just needed to vent.
     
    Id definitely report to the gm of the restaurant or owner that they lost my business permanently due to blatant stupidity.
    I thought about doing just that, but it's not just that restaurant, it's all of them around here. The gestapo tactics of our government in N.C. have business owners so worried that they're gonna get busted that they all do the same stupid shit. No, what my family and most of our friends have decided to do is have our own personal cook-outs/parties where we can do as we damn well please.
     
    That mask is magical. :LOL:

    You near Asheville? Dirty hippy East. Just askin' as I am looking for property in WNC. Beginning to think ETN is the answer although the woman prefers the backside of the range. There's something to be said for that.
     
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    I'm not a very "social" person and this covid bullshit has given me even more reason to avoid public places as much as humanly possible.

    Restaurants, airlines, stores, whatevers, they can choose between following the rules and earning my business. It's one or the other.

    Don't hurt me one bit how many of them go under.
     
    Get ready for an intensification of said madness the media is starting to churn up the '3rd wave' hysteria. My neighbors unloaded 2 car loads of hoarding supplies Saturday with masks on b/c 'Fauci said the 3rd wave will be the worst yet'. I was vaguely aware we had a 2nd wave? Must be time to shift focus from Biden's.......
     
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    That’s all this shit has been from the beginning. Ooooooh! Lookie over here not at the dem’s various crimes against the people and treason
     
    I'm not a very "social" person and this covid bullshit has given me even more reason to avoid public places as much as humanly possible.

    Restaurants, airlines, stores, whatevers, they can choose between following the rules and earning my business. It's one or the other.

    Don't hurt me one bit how many of them go under.

    I'm not a social person by any means - it's possible to count on one hand the number of times that I go to a bar each year. Haven't really missed going out to eat, either, since the same time and money spent grilling at home generates better results. So I definitely get the general thrust of your comments.

    But it does hurt me very much if those places go under. The wait staff aren't buying any new cars or taking expensive vacations, but maybe their managers are. Maybe some of those kids working behind the bar are doing so to pay for college tuition. Maybe they're just working a job to do something productive and stay off drugs and out of jail. The landlords of the buildings those restaurants occupy are looking to buy a few new pickup trucks for the maintenance staff if business is good. The companies that build those restaurants buy or lease heavy equipment. I've got friends and family that work in all of the affected industries.

    Ain't no of us livin' in a vacuum. What hurts my neighbor hurts me. This isn't some commie bullshit, but a very real fact of living in an interconnected capitalist economy.
     
    Wait, you put on a mask to save your evening? Ugh, I can’t abide by that. I mean, after a 40 minute wait you should totally have stood up for how you roll. Now? No respect. Putting on a mask is like sucking a dick in this crowd. I’m sure You’ve heard the analogy...

    Getting to run the lights and sirens in police car one time doesn’t make you a cop.

    Getting to shoot a sniper rifle one time doesn’t make you a sniper.

    But, you suck just one dick and you’re a cock sucker.

    Putting on a mask is the same thing. Put one on, one time, because it is more convenient that an argument and/or an evening-ruining refusal of service and your a cock sucker. I mean, a sheep. Or, a cock sucking sheep... 😒
     
    Wait, you put on a mask to save your evening? Ugh, I can’t abide by that. I mean, after a 40 minute wait you should totally have stood up for how you roll. Now? No respect. Putting on a mask is like sucking a dick in this crowd. I’m sure You’ve heard the analogy...

    Getting to run the lights and sirens in police car one time doesn’t make you a cop.

    Getting to shoot a sniper rifle one time doesn’t make you a sniper.

    But, you suck just one dick and you’re a cock sucker.

    Putting on a mask is the same thing. Put one on, one time, because it is more convenient that an argument and/or an evening-ruining refusal of service and your a cock sucker. I mean, a sheep. Or, a cock sucking sheep... 😒
    But what if you suck two dicks? Double negative and cancels out? What if you wear two masks at the same time? Does that cancel out the sheep status?

    You have to pick your fights man.
     
    Pick your battles, absolutely. The problem becomes when more than 90% of society he's not picking any battles to fight at all. Except for much of the law enforcement Community which wants you to be part of the 90% sheep. They seem to have no problem battling every person without a mask.

    Personally, I'd love to see the entire law enforcement community band together to support the community that they took an oath to protect. Start detaining people that are wearing masks. Either they're willfully putting themselves In Harm's Way, which means they need to be detained for psychiatric review, or they're sick and willfully trying to get others sick... 90 day quarantine.
     
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    Pick your battles, absolutely. The problem becomes when more than 90% of society he's not picking any battles to fight at all. Except for much of the law enforcement Community which wants you to be part of the 90% sheep. They seem to have no problem battling every person without a mask.

    Personally, I'd love to see the entire law enforcement community band together to support the community that they took an oath to protect. Start detaining people that are wearing masks. Either they're willfully putting themselves In Harm's Way, which means they need to be detained for psychiatric review, or they're sick and willfully trying to get others sick... 90 day quarantine.
    I get the frustration, but detaining people who are wearing masks is just as insane as detaining people without masks. Next up you’ll be rounding people up for wearing pink on days other than Wednesday.
     
    Wait, you put on a mask to save your evening? Ugh, I can’t abide by that. I mean, after a 40 minute wait you should totally have stood up for how you roll. Now? No respect. Putting on a mask is like sucking a dick in this crowd. I’m sure You’ve heard the analogy...

    Getting to run the lights and sirens in police car one time doesn’t make you a cop.

    Getting to shoot a sniper rifle one time doesn’t make you a sniper.

    But, you suck just one dick and you’re a cock sucker.

    Putting on a mask is the same thing. Put one on, one time, because it is more convenient that an argument and/or an evening-ruining refusal of service and your a cock sucker. I mean, a sheep. Or, a cock sucking sheep... 😒
    Rest assured, had it not been my daughter's birthday, I'da showed my ass, and I certainly would NOT have donned a mask.
     
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    Rest assured, had it not been my daughter's birthday, I'da showed my ass, and I certainly would NOT have donned a mask.
    You could have explained to your daughter that putting on a mask just makes you and her and everyone around you complicit in the global leftist agenda- and you just ARE NOT going to do that. That, going home without getting dinner was the morally right thing to do, and that cold cut sandwiches at home are "just as good" as whatever the restaurant served.

    But no. Your righteous indignation took a back seat to the convenience of not ruining your daughter's evening. What's next?💦
     
    I'm not a social person by any means - it's possible to count on one hand the number of times that I go to a bar each year. Haven't really missed going out to eat, either, since the same time and money spent grilling at home generates better results. So I definitely get the general thrust of your comments.

    But it does hurt me very much if those places go under. The wait staff aren't buying any new cars or taking expensive vacations, but maybe their managers are. Maybe some of those kids working behind the bar are doing so to pay for college tuition. Maybe they're just working a job to do something productive and stay off drugs and out of jail. The landlords of the buildings those restaurants occupy are looking to buy a few new pickup trucks for the maintenance staff if business is good. The companies that build those restaurants buy or lease heavy equipment. I've got friends and family that work in all of the affected industries.

    Ain't no of us livin' in a vacuum. What hurts my neighbor hurts me. This isn't some commie bullshit, but a very real fact of living in an interconnected capitalist economy.
    Everyone has a choice. Restaurant owners can kiss the king's ass or they can say fuck you we're going to run our business as we see fit with or without your license.

    The Americans who told the king of England to fuck off at the end of the 18th century would be ashamed to call us countrymen.
     
    duct tape to the rescue duct tape nose and mouth shut then apply mask lol . The masks will work then keeping people safe . or mummification it works for the ancient Egyptians .
     
    Same same at the diggs we go to after a match.
    Damned tables keep going together for some reason.
    The help gets a solid tip...

    R
     
    You could have explained to your daughter that putting on a mask just makes you and her and everyone around you complicit in the global leftist agenda- and you just ARE NOT going to do that. That, going home without getting dinner was the morally right thing to do, and that cold cut sandwiches at home are "just as good" as whatever the restaurant served.

    But no. Your righteous indignation took a back seat to the convenience of not ruining your daughter's evening. What's next?💦
    Well, seeing as my daughter is 10 years old, I didn't feel like trying to explain the nuances of global politics, all while ruining the evening for the whole group. However, I do appreciate when some cocksucker wants to brow-beat and denigrate me for a post pointing out what I think is stupid. Don't fuckin assume you know me, and don't assume I am now a rainbow flag waving, Biden supporting communist because I momentarily swallowed my pride so my daughter could enjoy a meal.
     
    Not too long ago I went into Dollar General to buy a case of my high class Naddy Daddy beer and thought my mask was in my pocket, but it wasn't. Being the lazy prick that I am I didn't feel like going back home to get another so I just lifted up my shirt collar and used that as a mask and no one said shit. I swear I must've looked like a retarded turtle to everyone around me.

    What's gonna suck is after Corona Chan is done with, we are gonna have to re-train ourselves not to always be bringing masks with us anywhere we go.
     
    Not too long ago I went into Dollar General to buy a case of my high class Naddy Daddy beer and thought my mask was in my pocket, but it wasn't. Being the lazy prick that I am I didn't feel like going back home to get another so I just lifted up my shirt collar and used that as a mask and no one said shit. I swear I must've looked like a retarded turtle to everyone around me.

    What's gonna suck is after Corona Chan is done with, we are gonna have to re-train ourselves not to always be bringing masks with us anywhere we go.
    I agree that a lot of folks will be like that, buy I can honestly count on one hand the number of times I have put one on. There are certain businesses that you absolutely won't get in without one, such as hospitals and dentist offices. One thing I can tell you, I know what hills are worth dying on, and it's cute how some bad-ass keyboard warriors are quick to offer advice on picking your battles, or determine you have to turn in your flag if you don't follow their rules for Patriots, to the t.
     
    Well, seeing as my daughter is 10 years old, I didn't feel like trying to explain the nuances of global politics, all while ruining the evening for the whole group. However, I do appreciate when some cocksucker wants to brow-beat and denigrate me for a post pointing out what I think is stupid. Don't fuckin assume you know me, and don't assume I am now a rainbow flag waving, Biden supporting communist because I momentarily swallowed my pride so my daughter could enjoy a meal.
    Sarcasm, irony, and humor are all mostly wasted on text based forums...
     
    Not too long ago I went into Dollar General to buy a case of my high class Naddy Daddy beer and thought my mask was in my pocket, but it wasn't. Being the lazy prick that I am I didn't feel like going back home to get another so I just lifted up my shirt collar and used that as a mask and no one said shit. I swear I must've looked like a retarded turtle to everyone around me.

    What's gonna suck is after Corona Chan is done with, we are gonna have to re-train ourselves not to always be bringing masks with us anywhere we go.

    That is one training certificate I do not have hanging on my wall. If you want me to wear a mask, you can provide me one. Yes, I mean the hospital and VA. I kind of "need" to go into those places. Other places . . . not so much.

    Mr. Businessman, I am sorry you are going out of business because of a decision you have made, but you should be aware of the fact I DO NOT need to wear a mask in my office in front of my computer. I get home delivery on everything I need - that I used to buy at your store. Additionally, I get that home delivery from either the mail carrier or the truck driver - neither of which is wearing a mask.

    In your particular case at Dollar General, my dad always told me to carry a handkerchief in my pocket. I carry a red bandana. I use it to flag things hanging out of the back of my van/pickup, as an emergency bandage (along with duct tape), as a sweatband, and . . . I suppose, if I had to, a mask - not the "hold up" kind, but the "medical" kind. (You gotta know, if I wear a bandana as a "medical" mask, I am going to be wearing a cowboy hat too.)
     
    Sarcasm, irony, and humor are all mostly wasted on text based forums...
    well, if that's what that was, then I sincerely apologize. I'm wound just a bit tight because it seems like I have had to deal with more than my usual number of asshole encounters lately, so my nerves are bit raw, and my patience a bit short.
     
    like watching drunks fight seeing fake martial artist get knocked out is always a good time .hell laughing at someone's stupidity is never a bad thing . what good friend doesn't encourage there friends or family to show them just how far they go with stupid actions and video tape the whole thing just for the laughs later when they most want to put it behind them .
     
    well, if that's what that was, then I sincerely apologize. I'm wound just a bit tight because it seems like I have had to deal with more than my usual number of asshole encounters lately, so my nerves are bit raw, and my patience a bit short.
    Yeah, if you haven't seen it, there is a whole other thread about how putting on a mask immediately makes you a sheep. Curly white fleece, bleat, the whole nine yards. Outing yourself as a mask wearer- even once- is like sewing your own scarlet letter around here. Doesn't matter why.

    "Dude, I didn't want to, but it was our anniversary, and my wife's favorite restaurant, and it was just to get to the table..."
    "CUCK!"
    "Wait, its not like I washed my hands after I peed- I just rinsed, no soap..."
    We'll take that into consideration... After deliberation, and taking into account the mitigating circumstances, we've reached the conclusion of... CUCK!!"

    Tough crowd...
     
    One common denominator between "Maskers" and "Non-Maskers" - they all have assholes . . . and opinions.

    ;)
     
    Yeah, if you haven't seen it, there is a whole other thread about how putting on a mask immediately makes you a sheep. Curly white fleece, bleat, the whole nine yards. Outing yourself as a mask wearer- even once- is like sewing your own scarlet letter around here. Doesn't matter why.

    "Dude, I didn't want to, but it was our anniversary, and my wife's favorite restaurant, and it was just to get to the table..."
    "CUCK!"
    "Wait, its not like I washed my hands after I peed- I just rinsed, no soap..."
    We'll take that into consideration... After deliberation, and taking into account the mitigating circumstances, we've reached the conclusion of... CUCK!!"

    Tough crowd...
    Guess I earned that.
     
    Where the fuck do y’all live, I guess I always thought of North Carolina as a redneck state, guess I was wrong, I haven’t let anyone “tell” me what I was and wasn’t gonna do since I was 18, unless that fucker was signing my checks, I’ll be damned if I’m gonna step on my principles for a fucking meal at a restaurant I’m paying for, I wouldn’t be able to look my son in the eye, my wife would probably divorce me cause she ain’t into women.
     
    I'm not a very "social" person and this covid bullshit has given me even more reason to avoid public places as much as humanly possible.

    Restaurants, airlines, stores, whatevers, they can choose between following the rules and earning my business. It's one or the other.

    Don't hurt me one bit how many of them go under.
    You and me both! I try to stay the fuck away from most people. Always have!
     
    If my neighborhood hoa says I can’t have or keep poultry( chickens) what’s the likelihood I can say their rules are arbitrary because state of emergency bullshit...


    I hope this post continues with the spirit of the op!
     
    Where the fuck do y’all live, I guess I always thought of North Carolina as a redneck state, guess I was wrong,

    I am in NC. Haven't worn a mask anywhere. Go out with the wife at least once a week. Most all of my friends have never worn one either. The majority of this state is red and even the uninformed sheep in those areas who wear the mask don't care whether you wear a mask or not. Stay out of the larger blue leaning cities like Charlotte, Cary, Asheville etc or the big college towns and it's a non issue. The issue is squarely political and /or uniformed here. If you are liberal or if you still watch the liberal schill news networks you wear a mask....everyone else doesn't.
     
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