That is how you get shoes with feet still in them washing up on the beach.A rowboat and a very deep saltwater bay, full of hungry crabs.........
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Very hungry pigs or a swamp with gators. But you didn’t hear that from me.
The Amazon driver was dying, he was laughing at the package names
You all made his day
You all made his day
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lmfao You're gonna be RICH! Curious to hear what FedEx and UPS drivers have to say...........
How big of pile showed up today @lowlight ?
Today doubled the amount
Most came today, lots of double packs
Most came today, lots of double packs
You should share some of the names and other interesting info.
The Hiders wanna know what these “Mafioso” types are up to.....
The Hiders wanna know what these “Mafioso” types are up to.....
Lots of variations of Frank
A few Bigfoot Hunters
Francios, Francesca, etc, stuff like that ...
A few Bigfoot Hunters
Francios, Francesca, etc, stuff like that ...
"Maybe we will get get 53 fruitcakes...."
Words that will live in infamy.
Words that will live in infamy.
You know, some of those are actually pretty good ones. The others? Probably door stops, or you could just run'm down the road a couple blocks to the Sons of "I".
Pics of big foot or it never happened. 
You know, some of those are actually pretty good ones. The others? Probably door stops, or you could just run'm down the road a couple blocks to the Sons of "I".
I thought I saw a Tortuga rum cake in there...heady stuff that. That kinda fruitcake isn't a joke. Good stuff.
The girl laid claim to the Tortuga, the rest will feed the homeless or potentially, I have the old folks home walking distance,
will probably drop a sleeve off for the ancient ones to enjoy.
will probably drop a sleeve off for the ancient ones to enjoy.
What seems clear now, is that no matter how well a plan is laid out, some sqwerls have itchy trigger fingers.
You're not wrong Brother, you are not wrong. And we haven't even begun to speak about the "Shelf Life". Whoooooo Weeeeeeeeee. Couple in the Bugout Bag. The Shelter, The Bunker, and with Christmas coming up, great Stocking Stuffers if'n ya use a spike to hang the Sock.
I think the "Hit a fruitcake at 1000" challenge must be turned into a Snipers Hide Video...
I hear those Claxton's are harder than AR500.
Watch for ricochets.
SIrhr
I hear those Claxton's are harder than AR500.
Watch for ricochets.
SIrhr
Skwerl envy ?lmfao You're gonna be RICH! Curious to hear what FedEx and UPS drivers have to say...........
How big of pile showed up today @lowlight ?
I have it on good authority that if LL gives plum pudding and hard sauce to homeless tramps, winziger Tim wird dienen Subaru zu ashe verbrennen. He hates poors.
Sirhr
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Better drop a couple of gallons of prune juice too. Don't want to cause any intestinal blockages.
All this talk of fruit cakes reminded me that my mom loves the stuff. 
So, I decided to have a look around and maybe get one for her.
Ran across this gem.
Jeebus crisco, the thing looks like a big round dog turd.
So, I decided to have a look around and maybe get one for her.
Ran across this gem.
Jeebus crisco, the thing looks like a big round dog turd.
All this talk of fruit cakes reminded me that my mom loves the stuff.
So, I decided to have a look around and maybe get one for her.
Ran across this gem.
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Jeebus crisco, the thing looks like a big round dog turd.
Looks like the first couple frames of my colonoscopy
You didn't drink all of that lovely juice, did you?
The weirdest part is feeling it zig-zag its way down to the exit. Kind of like a water slide park or a switchback road.
And then it hits the back door....
Speaking of, there is a thread where a guy was doing updates on his colonoscopy prep yesterday.....
And @lowlight - since the other day was your birthday, aren't you approaching the age of getting the camera pretty quick like?
They used to use Magnesium Citrate as the laxative for the prep. You might want to get a bottle or two as I hear that fruitcake can cause a little slow down of normal colonic motility.
And @lowlight - since the other day was your birthday, aren't you approaching the age of getting the camera pretty quick like?
They used to use Magnesium Citrate as the laxative for the prep. You might want to get a bottle or two as I hear that fruitcake can cause a little slow down of normal colonic motility.
Frank is using all that lovely fruit cake to make a bullet proof panic room!
EPIC! lmfao "They'll Keep". Kirkland Brand Bottled Water Right Out The Nose!
I cannot wait to hear today's update......................
Well he has to be within 6 months either way.
it was a joke.....
After all the jokes about when your birthday is...
Its like you are moving a big website to new servers and have little time for our grab ass.......
Hey I got a local cake with no name or information
Did someone send a Sweet Ride Bake Shop Cake ?
Did someone send a Sweet Ride Bake Shop Cake ?
I'm thinking they need to be packaged as MRE's and mislabeled as filet mignon.EPIC! lmfao "They'll Keep". Kirkland Brand Bottled Water Right Out The Nose!
I cannot wait to hear today's update......................
Or maybe crayons.
That sounds like bakery with "special ingredients".
It's a super nice cake, great flavor choice too
No in fact I am hitting the butcher today this will make a nice treat for dessert.
This was very nice !
No in fact I am hitting the butcher today this will make a nice treat for dessert.
This was very nice !
Merry Christmas! We thank you for being a good sport. Thought you deserved something nice! Thanks for this awsome site!
Classy Move Brother! Classy Move!
And ditto, thx for being a good sport and playing along Frank. It's all in good taste of course, well, except for maybe those Claxtons.
There has to be some nice mixed in with all “those” types and their shenanigans.
All our bakeries in CO use special ingredients bro...
its called Love.
The ganja lovers around here even have signs and billboards up about giving weed as a present this year.
All our bakeries in CO use special ingredients bro...
its called Love.
The ganja lovers around here even have signs and billboards up about giving weed as a present this year.
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