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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Poors!! I have a 30 inch monitor and don't need no stinking zoom. But you shoulda seen it when I did.:love:;)

MicroPoors! I have two new Nightforce 0.1-47X TwatAtakrs superglued to my eyebrows.

I can see oxygen atoms having sex with stray photons.

Black n pink are child's play.

...Well, not in the Joe Biden sense of child's play.
 
Anyone here shoot a 224 Valkyrie? Just found 20 boxes of American eagle, and a couple boxes of match ammo. PM me if interested. Figured I give you fine gents first crack before I list it on the for sale forums.
I shoot a Valkyrie. Interested!
 
I remember an op with the 101st at Fort Campbell. We're in MOPP four and I had to go to the TOC for some reason. Doors are all locked and you can't do facial recognition so there were knock codes. I hit the door once and the person inside lifted the blackout panel, looked at my badge and knocked x times. I replied with the correct number of knocks and he dropped the panel. Waited about 30 seconds and repeated the "exercise." After the third time, I pulled out my radio and called the TOC and asked who is the idiot manning the door. Door opens almost immediately and some fruitcake captain asked, "Who are you calling an idiot?" I replied, whoever doesn't understand how this works. It became rather vocal until a LTC walked over and asked what is the problem. Of course, the captain tells him I called him an idiot. LTC looks at me and I go through the story. He asked the captain what the knock code was. Captain replied X and LTC asked why he didn't grant access. Captain says, "I thought he was guessing." LTC rolled his eyes and walked away.

When we redeployed, he contacted my commander. He turned it over to the 1st Sgt (CMS) who called me and I gave him the whole story. First Shirt contacted the LTC and asked for his input. I never knew about this until a few years later when the 1st Sgt and I were stationed together in Korea. End result was my commander called the captain's commander and basically told him what an idiot the captain was.
LTC should have handled it offline immediately...and it would have ended there. But instead he allowed the idiot to continue...wasting even MORE staff time and further tarnishing the rank.
 
Yeah, they keep asking me if I'll sell mine back to the dealership for a price break on a new one (or the new Defender here). They're hugely popular here (the Discovery Sports); hell, I bought mine, and within 6 months, two of the neighbors went and bought theirs.

Not sure what I'll do, it's almost paid off, so I kinda like not having a car payment (not that I do anything with the spare cash, except put it in the bank for whenever I decide I want/need a new car).
2 months after you don't have a vehicle payment you will wonder why you ever had a vehicle payment.
 
Tried one with a splash of oj. Not bad, but mutes the bourbon a bit too much for me.
 

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