Me, too. Was just laughing at you, re: your friend.
No snowflaking in a thread that is inappropriate at this level, FFS!
No snowflaking in a thread that is inappropriate at this level, FFS!
The meme maker was not the best speller, but it's still funny.
And nobody has came up with the David Hogg meme yet? " I was there just as the shooting started and I ------"
I think since it's cold outside, it's looking for a warm hole to slide into.
That cold, my junk wouldn’t leave that size print for sure. More like a peanut and two acorns.
Shoot, that's me on a good day.Who are you kidding? That would be you on a hot summer night.
Doc
"Hung like a light switch..."
Hey I'm proud of my 2 inches. Some girls like it that wide....Shoot, that's me on a good day.
"Hung like a light switch..."
Doc
I was in the mood for a drink so I biked to the local liquor store to buy a bottle of whiskey.
At first I was planning to bike home with the bottle in my bike basket, but I’m not an idiot and knew it would break if I crashed, so I drank it in the parking lot.
Thank god I did because I crashed 12 times on the way home.
At first I was planning to bike home with the bottle in my bike basket, but I’m not an idiot and knew it would break if I crashed, so I drank it in the parking lot.
Thank god I did because I crashed 12 times on the way home.
Grounds for divorce. Possibly justifiable murder.
Not with that one. Anybody who ends up with a woman who can make a crazy face like that, will be given no leniency. (cause you're supposed to know)
OOOF...
I think the last time I had cringed THIS hard was when I accidentally bit down on a sheet of foil wrap while tearing into a sandwich... Well done... Holy fuck...
Cheers & beers to all you mediocre fucks, who now in this woke generation, finally have a chance at winning and not really having to work for it 
How many times do we have to be told that this is supposed to be a humor section...Cheers & beers to all you mediocre fucks, who now in this woke generation, finally have a chance at winning and not really having to work for it
Hope I didn't bother any one by saying what I did. I was only kidding. Might've been a little harsh, my bad.
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You were peddling truth in the humor section... tsk tsk...Hope I didn't bother any one by saying what I did. I was only kidding. Might've been a little harsh, my bad.
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