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Im an asshole, rip me to shreds.

On the drilling rigs, a bit is called a bit, a motor is called a motor. It might be a mud motor or an air motor. Yes sometimes you will have to trip to change a motor, sometimes to change the bit and sometimes both.
If I never inspect another mud motor I’ll be fine.
 
On the drilling rigs, a bit is called a bit, a motor is called a motor. It might be a mud motor or an air motor. Yes sometimes you will have to trip to change a motor, sometimes to change the bit and sometimes both.
So then you are saying that you told me i was wrong for no reason..... good job. Like i said my derrick experience is in workover not drilling. Although my uncle is the drilling coordinator for paladin energy.... i could make a call and find out most answers i need.
 
I've been told to go home by the cops, and some MPs. Fucking killjoys! Now days I just drink at home, that way no one can tell me to go home. I also never drink alone, I make sure at least one of the dogs is still here.
 
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So then you are saying that you told me i was wrong for no reason..... good job. Like i said my derrick experience is in workover not drilling. Although my uncle is the drilling coordinator for paladin energy.... i could make a call and find out most answers i need.
Paladin Energy Corporation? Northwest Texas and New Mexico?
 
the best part of this thread is...it can be deleted by the OP
I cry foul. Shutting it down would be unsporting. Some of the fellers best at chasing each other down rabbit holes are just gettin started and I bet 25 cents on this thread going past five pages before they even joined in the fun. Give it a fair chance . . . if it dies let it die honorably!
 
So apparently im am asshole when i drink, i cant hear real great and tenktis or whatever, it gets loud sometimes in my head.....i just got told to go home by a childhood friend for being too loud... im drunk, and low, and if ya wanna take swing right now it will do the most damage. I cant think of a time when i have been so low..... its like i snuck up and sabotaged myself.
There's got to be more to it than this. That's it, you got drunk and mouthy?

Don't worry about stuff like that until you're trying to get your wife hook you up with her hot friend, try to date your friend's mom, start pointing out problems with a cop's gun then you can fix.

This is what your calling in life just being disrespectful and stupid when you're drunk ... my friend you're going to get a lot lower than you think...lol
 
So you think there isnt any motors on a derrick? Lol, aside from generators and pumps to move mud.... the actual bit on a derrick is referred to as a motor.... i own a pumping company, and i do oil feild mechanic service on natural gas pump jack engines, i also do all the maintenece and repairs on the company i contract out to wireline, slick line, and water hauling trucks.... why would someone lie about what they do for a living? I mean if i was gonna lie i would make myself somebody important, not a grease monkey covered in oil.
No, I know there are no motors on a derrick. There are motors that run generators or pumps and even drawworks and rotary tables on a Kelly rig (workover size), but derricks are just derricks, like crane booms are just booms. And no, the bit in the derrick isn’t a motor. The bit screws into a motor (mud or air just like @Winningdog said), but that motor makes no noise.

I don’t know why people misrepresent what they do or where they’ve been, some sort of stolen valor high.
I have done tons of jobs in the oilfeild to get where i am. I worked as a roustabout as a kid, then a pipeline surveyor, eyeman to be exact. then i water tested pipe in the hole, im the oilfeild there used to be a tradition called riding the blocks. I have done it, but you cant these days. For 12 years i was a pre production well tester for companies like conoco phillips, chevron, and range resources. Not that i need to prove anything to you, but dont nit pick things you are clearly ignorant about.
I finished laying down tools on this rig this afternoon. Our guys still ride the blocks, sure beats the alternative. We even do this thing called throwing chain. I don’t think I’m the guy who’s ignorant here.
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Im no tool hand, but i could swear ive heard them refer to changing out the motor in the bit, honestly ive never worked on the drilling rigs themselves, i was speaking about workover rigs when i said derrick. And coil tubing does refer to their bits as motors.
Honestly, I’ve been working on drilling rigs for the last 12 years (DD), that’s how I knew you hadn’t. And hands don’t come on Snipershide and talk about how low they feel over getting loud while drinking, and hands don’t need to phone a friend to find out what equipment is called or does... because they’re hands.

I don’t know how you knocked your hearing out as a surveyor or pre-production tester and maybe you’ve been around the oilfield some, but you’re extra wormy. 🐛
 
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Your friend wouldn’t be much of a friend if he didn’t tell you to fuck off for being a drunken asshole.
Sober up, drink more water next time and skip that last drink or two. You’ll be alright. No reason to make it weird.
It's only weird because he still has his friends gimp mask. I mean how do you exactly call to give that back, what if it was a gift. I told you we're not getting the full story
 
When people tell me I'm an asshole. I tell them i didn't start out that way I was actually a really nice kid. It takes years of experience and experiences to become the asshole i am today and it was not easy.
See, I was lucky. When people tell me I'm an asshole I say thank you I had a great teacher ... think dad still got a couple trophies. I was full-fledged Master Chief asshole by the time I was 11.
 
If it ain't loud enough for me to hear it clearly, it ain't worth hearing, imo.

Goddamn skeeters, though... Their devilish song will cut through half a gallon of whiskey on a hot night, and damn near make it reasonable to nuke the whole fucking site from orbit while I'm still there.
 
See, I was lucky. When people tell me I'm an asshole I say thank you I had a great teacher ... think dad still got a couple trophies. I was full-fledged Master Chief asshole by the time I was 11.
That's pretty good. I had to wait until my 40's to get Chief Master.... 😁
 
Hi Genius. Glad of you to come out to play. While it is true that two absolute truths cannot exist at the same time, if they are competing claims, multiple absolute truths in non competing claims can exist simultaneously. As in this case. Bavarians being arrogant assholes does not compete with the truth that other Germans are sisterfucking mountain goats. Or, for an example on your level. The sky is blue and the grass is green. In many instances, these statements are both absolutely true at the same time. If you need more second grade help, please let me know.
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First neither are true (1st def) statements. To bring it down on your level, this would be comparable to: the sky smells like rain and the grass tastes awful as concurrent reasons why people don’t go outside. Neither are true.
Second, neither of these truths (2nd def) are absolute, they’re dependent upon the heritage of the holder. Sooo, your use of absolute truths in context is
A. Relativistic. Oxymoron.

Those knees just won’t stop bowing. 🙇🏼
 
🙇🏼“Who is like the state? And who can make war with her?”

🙇🏼 “With our own hand we will deliver ourselves and by our own wisdom we will be redeemed!”

🙇🏼 “Is anything more foolish or more wise than us and is the government not strongest among us?”

🙇🏼 “Oh lift me up great government and I will show your wisdom. I will punish our enemies and silence these scoffers!”

Every time you speak that worshipful humanist spirit poisons the air. You can hear the sycophantic serpent slither for power. An idolatrous wannabe overlord... in skinny jeans 👖. Tsk tsk tsk.
 
No, I know there are no motors on a derrick. There are motors that run generators or pumps and even drawworks and rotary tables on a Kelly rig (workover size), but derricks are just derricks, like crane booms are just booms. And no, the bit in the derrick isn’t a motor. The bit screws into a motor (mud or air just like @Winningdog said), but that motor makes no noise.

I don’t know why people misrepresent what they do or where they’ve been, some sort of stolen valor high.

I finished laying down tools on this rig this afternoon. Our guys still ride the blocks, sure beats the alternative. We even do this thing called throwing chain. I don’t think I’m the guy who’s ignorant here.
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Honestly, I’ve been working on drilling rigs for the last 12 years (DD), that’s how I knew you hadn’t. And hands don’t come on Snipershide and talk about how low they feel over getting loud while drinking, and hands don’t need to phone a friend to find out what equipment is called or does... because they’re hands.

I don’t know how you knocked your hearing out as a surveyor or pre-production tester and maybe you’ve been around the oilfield some, but you’re extra wormy. 🐛
Ok, lol. Guess they just throw money at me because im so likeable.
 
No, I know there are no motors on a derrick. There are motors that run generators or pumps and even drawworks and rotary tables on a Kelly rig (workover size), but derricks are just derricks, like crane booms are just booms. And no, the bit in the derrick isn’t a motor. The bit screws into a motor (mud or air just like @Winningdog said), but that motor makes no noise.

I don’t know why people misrepresent what they do or where they’ve been, some sort of stolen valor high.

I finished laying down tools on this rig this afternoon. Our guys still ride the blocks, sure beats the alternative. We even do this thing called throwing chain. I don’t think I’m the guy who’s ignorant here.
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Honestly, I’ve been working on drilling rigs for the last 12 years (DD), that’s how I knew you hadn’t. And hands don’t come on Snipershide and talk about how low they feel over getting loud while drinking, and hands don’t need to phone a friend to find out what equipment is called or does... because they’re hands.

I don’t know how you knocked your hearing out as a surveyor or pre-production tester and maybe you’ve been around the oilfield some, but you’re extra wormy. 🐛
And you aint no hand, hands aint got time to dick with their phone and take pics for the gram. Your somebodys worker, probably wearing green or green painted pink...
 
I stated my job title in my post, why don’t you call your uncle and ask him what I do?
I honestly dont care. Ive got about twice the time in the patch as you and am unfased about some driller thinkin he can be uppity lol. Send me some stickers and maybe ill care, otherwise.. who cares.
 
Ok, lol. Guess they just throw money at me because im so likeable.
Sounds like you’re a contract field mechanic and you work on oilfield trucks.

Let me get this straight you think a hand (12 on 12 off) doesn’t have time to take a pic of the rig, but the owner of three companies can type out a Dear Abby letter in the Bear Pit?!? Come on man...
 
Sounds like you’re a contract field mechanic and you work on oilfield trucks.

Let me get this straight you think a hand (12 on 12 off) doesn’t have time to take a pic of the rig, but the owner of three companies can type out a Dear Abby letter in the Bear Pit?!? Come on man...
Believe what you want man, i do contract as a feild mechanic, but i oversee 65 wells daily as well.
 
Sounds like you’re a contract field mechanic and you work on oilfield trucks.

Let me get this straight you think a hand (12 on 12 off) doesn’t have time to take a pic of the rig, but the owner of three companies can type out a Dear Abby letter in the Bear Pit?!? Come on man...
Thats how i afford the cars and guns and motorcycles. If you really have doubts, come to work for a day. Ill let you be my gate bitch for a day.
 
I honestly dont care. Ive got about twice the time in the patch as you and am unfased about some driller thinkin he can be uppity lol. Send me some stickers and maybe ill care, otherwise.. who cares.
For sure. You’re clearly an old salt. Now that you know what a bit and a motor is, you’ll probably take the place over. Have a good one and remember to try to reign the “boom” in when you’re in town.
 
For sure. You’re clearly an old salt. Now that you know what a bit and a motor is, you’ll probably take the place over. Have a good one and remember to try to reign the “boom” in when you’re in town.
You have no idea who i am, but you come at me like somebody who is gonna prove someone wrong lol. Think what you want, but chances are im friends with someone higher up in paygrade in your company allready. I havent faked my way thru this, i swung hammers and made shit happen. If i didnt know what i was talking about and was on here with one 308 hunting rifle i would get it. Its confusing that you are trying to be adamant about something. Look a workover rig has a derrick, so does a drilling rig, i never said i worked on a drilling rig, you did. Im not a liar, and frankly i would step off location with you and prove it.
 
For sure. You’re clearly an old salt. Now that you know what a bit and a motor is, you’ll probably take the place over. Have a good one and remember to try to reign the “boom” in when you’re in town.
Do you work for grit resources?
 
No, I know there are no motors on a derrick. There are motors that run generators or pumps and even drawworks and rotary tables on a Kelly rig (workover size), but derricks are just derricks, like crane booms are just booms. And no, the bit in the derrick isn’t a motor. The bit screws into a motor (mud or air just like @Winningdog said), but that motor makes no noise.

I don’t know why people misrepresent what they do or where they’ve been, some sort of stolen valor high.

I finished laying down tools on this rig this afternoon. Our guys still ride the blocks, sure beats the alternative. We even do this thing called throwing chain. I don’t think I’m the guy who’s ignorant here.
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Honestly, I’ve been working on drilling rigs for the last 12 years (DD), that’s how I knew you hadn’t. And hands don’t come on Snipershide and talk about how low they feel over getting loud while drinking, and hands don’t need to phone a friend to find out what equipment is called or does... because they’re hands.

I don’t know how you knocked your hearing out as a surveyor or pre-production tester and maybe you’ve been around the oilfield some, but you’re extra wormy. 🐛
This...
Between the crybaby shit and being a bitch on the laziest millennial thread OP guy definitely wears a man bun and a gay lumberjack look.

Life's tough, get over it and lean into it.
 
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First neither are true (1st def) statements. To bring it down on your level, this would be comparable to: the sky smells like rain and the grass tastes awful as concurrent reasons why people don’t go outside. Neither are true.
Second, neither of these truths (2nd def) are absolute, they’re dependent upon the heritage of the holder. Sooo, your use of absolute truths in context is
A. Relativistic. Oxymoron.

Those knees just won’t stop bowing. 🙇🏼
You need back on your meds, bro.
 
OP , if you wanted someone to rip your asshole to shreds you could have just sent @Choid a PM and saved us from this thread . Hell better yet pm @Solid7 while your at it and you could have a threesome !
LOL. Gay jokes.

Anyone projecting that hard, would lay asshole open like a french door. Don't be ashamed, bro. It's 2021. You can have your ass, and eat it, too. Gone are the days where you and your friends have to make excuses like, "I've got a wide stance". :LOL:
 
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LOL. Gay jokes.

Anyone projecting that hard, would lay asshole open like a french door. Don't be ashamed, bro. It's 2021. You can have your ass, and eat it, too. Gone are the days where you and your friends have to make excuses like, "I've got a wide stance". :LOL:
Maybe he's not projecting and just thinks you're a fag?
 
I still can’t believe he asked someone to rip his asshole apart
 
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Na, i own my mistakes, maybe ill think before i get too drunk next time lol
Jesus H man just because you have a platform and the ability to type doesn't mean you should type... I mean maybe think about it for a bit next time, or just keep going to the Bear Pit and bring meat to the Piranha's. You joined Mar 3, 2021 currently 439 messages in a little over a month... Could be a little bit of your problem
 
STFU!!! What kind of bullshit advice is that? Sheesh, I am going to send him a 12 pack for Friday.
Jesus H man just because you have a platform and the ability to type doesn't mean you should type... I mean maybe think about it for a bit next time, or just keep going to the Bear Pit and bring meat to the Piranha's. You joined Mar 3, 2021 currently 439 messages in a little over a month... Could be a little bit of your problem
 
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Heres the thing... i wasnt that drunk... i drove 30 miles home, without eating like i planned to do.... now ive had a few xrs and... i still feel like, boo hoo woe is me, fuck. You guys i dont even know acted how i wish my best friends would have.... just fuck. Im not crazy or over the edge but, i know i havent made friends on here, i expected yall to make my real friends look like shit in comparison.. and here you go suprising me.... fuck. I am touched, thank you..... i honestly dont deserve it

There's your problem, right there. Unless you're a kiddie fiddler or some such, there's no reason to assume you don't deserve compassion or at the very least, understanding and commiseration. We are, typically, our own worst critics and enemies. Take some time and figure out why you think you don't deserve this. If it's because of what you've been told you're worth by others, forget them, so many people, even or especially family, will shit on anyone if only to make themselves feel better for being able to.

Fix your self-respect. When you have that in check, the rest will follow.

Also, watch some Jordan Peterson vids and Jocko podcasts. Structre, discipline and goals go a long way to fixing things that beer, broads and (I can't think of a third 'b' for alliteration) and other shit will only worsen.
 
So choid is freud. Makes sense.
What Choid is saying is more Logical philospohy rather than psychoanalysis. Unless you're refering to him calling Kelly a fucktard. In which case, I think a diploma in psychology out of a chinese cookie would suffice as credentials to make that call.
 
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First neither are true (1st def) statements. To bring it down on your level, this would be comparable to: the sky smells like rain and the grass tastes awful as concurrent reasons why people don’t go outside. Neither are true.
Second, neither of these truths (2nd def) are absolute, they’re dependent upon the heritage of the holder. Sooo, your use of absolute truths in context is
A. Relativistic. Oxymoron.

Those knees just won’t stop bowing. 🙇🏼

hmm.. you seem to confuse, easily, the difference between statement of properties and subjective perspectives. The latter being outside the definition of fact or truth. However, two people, who see the same colors on the spectrum, would indeed agree that the grass is green and the sky is blue, therefore, fact. Two facts in fact, that together, and independently, while concurrently, are absolute truths...

Where relativism comes in is the presence of abnormalities. Suppose we had a 1,000 people and the binomial distribution of how people see color supported our first two nature gazers - grass/green, sky/blue, the outliers would be the abnormals, those who are color blind as the tails get longer, the blindness worse. So, if we take one from the middle of the curve, and one from the extreme, we have two perspectives and a relative view of the same things. Perhaps a better statement would have been there is grass and there is sky. But I think Choid's first diagnosis was correct.