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  • Oct 23, 2017
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    To all who shall see this present, greetings..

    Read, buy things, assemble things in the prescribed manner/order, use a little imagination:

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    Chocolate cupcakes with a raspberry filling, Reeves peanut butter cup on that, then peanut butter frosting on top of everything.

    Talk about OODA Loop disruption when a "gun guy, overseas contractor" bakes The Things.

    @TheGerman hath witnessed the glory of these things, but my carrot cake cupcake recipe.


    Please excuse my blathering:

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    To all who shall see this present, greetings..

    Read, buy things, assemble things in the prescribed manner/order, use a little imagination:

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    Chocolate cupcakes with a raspberry filling, Reeves peanut butter cup on that, then peanut butter frosting on top of everything.

    Talk about OODA Loop disruption when a "gun guy, overseas contractor" bakes The Things.

    @TheGerman hath witnessed the glory of these things, but my carrot cake cupcake recipe.


    Please excuse my blathering:

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    So have you updated your relationship status on facebook to reflect all this time with the Frenchman?
     
    I thought you were better than that. I was apparently wrong.
    I'm really not better than anything, but I haven't had desert since like 2012, so I get ornery when I see shit like that. Getting old sucks.
     
    Started baking after I was confident in my abilities around a BBQ.

    So, I think this is how things evolved:

    - OP got into BBQ and realized he liked preparing food and cooking

    - OP got good at BBQ and started to hear things like, 'this is awesome bro' and 'i want more of your meat in my mouth'

    - OP is mostly straight (being in the Navy makes you at least 4% gay, no matter what) and realized that making BBQ for mainly other guys, was not the way to the end game

    - OP probably heard some chick in a halter top with cut off shorts where the shorts pockets were lower than the actual shorts, talking about how shed love a fucking cupcake after eating some BBQ or whatever

    - OP abandons BBQ and gets all Martha Stewart in the kitchen with cupcakes in an attempt to catch himself some cupcake eating THOTS

    - OP has also ordered a set of Bill Cosby books off of Amazon
     
    So, I think this is how things evolved:

    - OP got into BBQ and realized he liked preparing food and cooking

    - OP got good at BBQ and started to hear things like, 'this is awesome bro' and 'i want more of your meat in my mouth'

    - OP is mostly straight (being in the Navy makes you at least 4% gay, no matter what) and realized that making BBQ for mainly other guys, was not the way to the end game

    - OP probably heard some chick in a halter top with cut off shorts where the shorts pockets were lower than the actual shorts, talking about how shed love a fucking cupcake after eating some BBQ or whatever

    - OP abandons BBQ and gets all Martha Stewart in the kitchen with cupcakes in an attempt to catch himself some cupcake eating THOTS

    - OP has also ordered a set of Bill Cosby books off of Amazon
    This is not an unreasonable interpretation and time line of events.
     
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    Nicely done.

    I do a little baking but mostly stick to reloading recipes. My wife on the other hand can make a mean cream pie with fruit topping
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