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A Lad from Lancashire, England

courser

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Jul 21, 2021
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Bury, Lancashire England
Hello everybody,
may I introduce myself ?
My name is Alan Tyer, I am 73 and have a been Hunter for many years. I bought my first shotgun in 1961, a greener GP single barrel 12 bore. Although most of my hunting was with a Lurcher, a cross bred greyhound. I spent many happy hours Hare coursing. Age and bad health, making it hard to walk the fens of Lincolnshire. I now spend my time shooting my .22Hornet, my .223 Tikka T3 and my Tikka 6.5x55. I also enjoy reloading, which started as a means to an end but became an hobby in its own righ. I have recently become interested in tac20 calibre, and would be very interested in advice from fellow shooters with experience of the same. I will follow the site as often as I ca.
keep safe all, good hunting,
courser.
 
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Welcome to the site, it looks like I'll be spending some time in your neck of the woods soon.
 
Welcome to the site, it looks like I'll be spending some time in your neck of the woods soon.

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Honestly thought it was a "Limerick".

Kinda like this.

There was an old lady from Wheeling

Who had a particular feeling

So she laid on her back

Opened her Crack

And Pissed all over the Ceiling
 
Honestly thought it was a "Limerick".

Kinda like this.

There was an old lady from Wheeling

Who had a particular feeling

So she laid on her back

Opened her Crack

And Pissed all over the Ceiling
There once was a woman named Gail,
Who liked to have it put in her tail.
While driving to town, she always goes down,
And sings gargle, gargle, gargle without fail.
 
There once was a man from Boston,
Who bought him a brand new Austin.

He had room for his ass, and a tank full of gas.
But his balls hung out, so he lost 'em.




There once was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it."
 
There once was a man from Boston,
Who bought him a brand new Austin.

He had room for his ass, and a tank full of gas.
But his balls hung out, so he lost 'em.




There once was a man from Nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it."
I though we had to make one up. 🤷🏻‍♂️
OK, how about this classic then….

Lulu hailed from Washington State,
She went to the pub in search of a date.
She looked at the men and heard them groan,
When she pulled down her pants and showed her hose of her own.
 
Welcome!

I'm an ancestor of Miles Standish so one of my relatives lived in England at one time 😎
 
Anyone else getting the vibe that courser was gone, never to return again within the first 10 posts?

Damn we’re a bunch of heathens…. What’s tac20 calibre btw?
 
There once was a man from Plume
Who was born 9 months too soon
Without any luck, he wasn’t born by the fuck
but was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.
 
No, I’ve not gone!
A limerick for you:!
There was a priest, the dirty beast, his name was Alexander,
he had a prick ten inches thick and called it his commander,
one night he screwed a gipsy fair, with hair as black as charcoal
but in the dark he missed his mark and shoved it up her a@#& hole.
 
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A tac20 is a wildcat .204, but I suppose you all know that!
You fellow shooters seem a friendly lot, looking forward to being a site member.
My shooting career is sadly coming to the end, due to Macular degeneration and cataracts,
However, I am due to have an operation to remove the cataracts, so maybe all is not lost.
At the moment a good one hundred yard five shot group looks like that I have used a shotgun🤬The waiting list for an operation is six months, unless I go private, but that will cost £4,000 pounds, so I will wait.
I have a long standing friend who moved to the states about twenty years ago. I think that he now lives in Georgia. His name is Gary Hosker. Gary used to write for the same magazine as did I, “The Countryman’s Weekly”. He is a great hunting man.
For most of my hunting life, I was a coursing man, that is, I hunted Hares (jack rabbits) with long dogs or Lurchers, for those of you that do not know, a Lurcher is a cross bred Greyhound.
Now that I have taken ten minutes to prove to you all, Just how boring an Englishman can be, best wishes to you all and keep safe!
courser
Alan.
 
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