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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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The "arguments" of antigunners are SO, SO easily rebuffed and thrown back at them.
Some examples:
"When seconds counts, police are just minutes away".
" Yeah I agree, only cops, military, and concentration camp guards should have guns".
And this is one of my favorites:
THEM: "Do you know that statistically, if you have a gun in your home/on your person, it is XXX percent more likely to be used against you or your family blah blah blah?"
ME: "Everything in life is a gamble, boy. And I think I'll take my chances".
ME: "Do you know that statistically, if you were to be anally penetrated with a beer bottle up to the shoulders of the bottle, your chances of experiencing an involuntary orgasm AND liking it, and possibly wanting more, are XXXXX percent?" (Say it with an absolutely straight and expressionless face)
And of course, for image supported social media sites, one single image to crush any pro gun control drivel:
This makes up for all the times I’ve had to wait for some moron taking up the space with the only Diesel pump when literally every other Gas pump was open…
If you are offended by anything in the MPT
I wondered about that after I respondeddid, durr...
Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one but yours stinks.
The CreatcherWait, wait... Hold up... Let me get this straight...
THESE are supposed to be the motherfuckers who are gonna wear the green uniforms with red stars herding us into the train cars and "showers" or shooting us at roadside ditches, and then goose-stepping down Pennsylvania Avenue in perfect square formations to glorious giant orchestra music that harkens back to the height and power of Roman hegemony??? Or maybe it is all in the plan to make us laugh to death instead so they don't have to waste ammo???
The Creature From The Black Lagoon had offsprings.Wait, wait... Hold up... Let me get this straight...
THESE are supposed to be the motherfuckers who are gonna wear the green uniforms with red stars herding us into the train cars and "showers" or shooting us at roadside ditches, and then goose-stepping down Pennsylvania Avenue in perfect square formations to glorious giant orchestra music that harkens back to the height and power of Roman hegemony??? Or maybe it is all in the plan to make us laugh to death instead so they don't have to waste ammo???
On another post, a guy said “Hitler and Stalin didn’t change the cops, they changed the laws”. These freaks want to change the laws. It will be the cops who you deal with or don’t.Wait, wait... Hold up... Let me get this straight...
THESE are supposed to be the motherfuckers who are gonna wear the green uniforms with red stars herding us into the train cars and "showers" or
shooting us at roadside ditches, and then goose-stepping down Pennsylvania Avenue in perfect square formations to glorious giant orchestra music that harkens back to the height and power of Roman hegemony??? Or maybe it is all in the plan to make us laugh to death instead so they don't have to waste ammo???
God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time
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If you don't understand how a mask works, look in your underwear. The proof is in the pudding.
I doubt that's pudding in your underwear.
We will just have to trust that you got your nose close enough to @Dirty D's to know it stinks.
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