Your definitely gonna need that limo if you're going through abbotsford anytime soon.
I live in north Vancouver!
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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As few cute ones is ok but I’m not into the tats all over stuff.
Still would hit it because I’m old.
He takes eating ass too a whole new level………
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The universe has a unique ability to correct itself.
It's rare that I don't have any sort of response to something, but... Yeah; I've got nuthin'.
Although, forget the event - I want to see footage of the guy reading that statement in court with a straight face.
I’d get stranded on an island with Ginger and Mary ann from back then....Mary Ann was a ho-fo-sho.
You shut yer filthy mouth! Mary Ann was as pure as the driven snow...except in my 12-year-old mind.
What he said! She will always be the "girl next door." Ginger was the slut!
This photo is perfect innocence. You're as bad as the filthy varmint that disparaged Lilly Langtry in front of Judge Roy Bean.
Does your mother know what you were thinking?
May dad was a toddler when it came on, so it was a couple days before my time. However I’m old enough I still had to jerk it to the Sears catalog so I’m getting there, or the mental images of the girls gone wild commercials.
“Back in my day you had to jack off to the Sears Christmas catalog. Porn was a luxury that you stumbled upon in the woods, and if you were lucky the pages weren’t all stuck together!”
The ones who appear nice are always the freaks in private. It’s like preachers daughters lol.
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I’d like to offer my services as a halfway house upon her release.
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This would be soooo much easier if he had the right tool. . .
The above pic reminds me of the "Gong Show" and the infamous "Popsicle Twins" episode, that got pulled off the air for obvious reasons.
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No, Ginger was the bullshit girl that makes you jump through hoops for nothing... Mary Anne... she won’t let you leave the bedroom until you are drained dry.
Damn your eyes! Is nothing sacred to you?
May your sleep be filled with nightmares of Mrs. Howell holding you in her clutches while everyone gets off the island leaving the two of you to entertain each other.
In the meantime I can dream of eating a coconut cream pie with innocent little Mary Ann.
I always wondered why people think you have to decide between Ginger and Marry Ann. You're stuck on a desert island... Both!
Good God bro!
144197-144201. Bra-fucking-vo!
Don't get me wrong, I'm usually right in line with Bill and 502; I like natural, down home chicks. Busty/curvy is a plus
But DAMN! If those few posts didn't bring back some great mammories........ummmmm........memories, yup, memories.
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Ohhhhhh and she‘s gotta Lever action in her handsShe can't anymore "next door" than this.
………… I think I might need to double up on my blood pressure medicine tonight. 
Oh a hot chick I'm intrigued... Wait she has a tattoo I'm grossed out now... But she has a gun and a badge so I'm back to being turned on... But the tattoo eww gross... My weiner is so confused I dunno what to do here... Said by all the old fucks on the Hide that base sexy on ink or no ink
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With a purty mouth like that, I hope for your sake that you have some ink on yourself.Oh a hot chick I'm intrigued... Wait she has a tattoo I'm grossed out now... But she has a gun and a badge so I'm back to being turned on... But the tattoo eww gross... My weiner is so confused I dunno what to do here... Said by all the old fucks on the Hide that base sexy on ink or no ink
Just a Butterfly tramp stamp I got in the Walmart parking lot for $20 but it's really good work...
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Ohhhhhh and she‘s gotta Lever action in her hands
It's too bad they didn't clone her. The world would be a better place with more women like her.
Once a you have had flab you will never go back. Nothing like a big fat sweaty chick sucking your dick like it’s the last lolly pop on earth. It’s easy to fuck good looking chicks, try your luck hog wrangling sometime.I get somewhat encouraged by all the tatted, pierced, grotesque flabby tits and thighs posted here. That means there's less competition for the attractive ladies.
Do not temp Dirty. We all have seen what he is capable of and I am out of eye bleach.
Probationary Agent better hope no one can figure out who she is. Good way for a newbie to lose her job…
She’s a lefty with great tits….Should help to narrow it down.
She’s a righty. Photo has been reversed.
It's a test of your will power, if you can cum in her you can cum in anything.
Are these still available? By now their teeth are removable, so that could be fun
Pretty much anything us pervs can think about, Frank already wrote a song about it.
Ya'll gonna make me jerk off to a dead woman you sick bastards...
