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  1. One-Eyed Jack

    Maggie’s Little Girl on a Plane

    LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed...
  2. flopduster

    Maggie’s The type girl I want

    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama...
  3. C

    Maggie’s Drinking with a redneck girl

    > Drinking with a Redneck Girl > > A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. > > When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink...
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